hmmmm

sometimes i feel im a child. like childish. or maybe just stupid. raghhhh! (thats a roar btw)
hmm.. Merry Christmas guys..
im kinda lazy to blog now that i dont have a reason to procrastinate... lol
hope u guys r having a blast!
nirms, u owe me some good music.
case, sry for replying all ur msn msgs bout 6 years later.. we shud go meet up with the pppls.. esp ben.. and jeremy..

a chapter comes to an end..

..and another opens..
the "chapter page" in between, where experiences take a rest. then we can take a step back, reflect, learn.. and grow.
mmm.. life.
more than just bodily chemical reactions and synaptic connections in ur brains hey?

12/12 -significance: a happy day? a day of memories. a day of irony.

so is it time to partay? hmm.. im getting fatter..



partytown.

why

5 reasons why blogging is not something you do during the holidays.

1.) it is used normally as a form of procrastination. can double as no.3, but because it isnt "playing games" its considered.. a better form of procrastination.

2.) Because during the holidays, u have better things to do than to journal your life on your blog;- instead, u can journal into your friends face..

3.) Blogging is therapeutic. The only therapy i need during the holidays is sleep.

4.) because blogging mainly serves to update close friends, of whom i can now meet... awwww

5.) because i is a lies. and by me blogging now, i am a hypocrite.

why am i even up so early during holidays?
why fetch kindi kids at 8 in the morning of course.. =\

im going back to sleep... need to cut hair now! blergh.. c yall soon!

mmmm

I cant believe i had apple pudding at about 4.30am. an extremely sweet apple pudding.t'was nice! It was quite a surreal feeling.. being sustained by redbull and then came the sugar high of the pudding. hahaha.. thank you bakers of the night. I still feel paiseh, but what the heck.. thick face powahh :p

studying time. not prepared.
and im sick. great.

Shit.

the evil bowl vs NAMUH

part 1
I burnt my fingers... i carelessly forgot i put the BLACK bowl into the grill.. took it out with gloves... placed it on the table.. took out my chicken, leaving the bowl empty.. forgetting that the empty bowl was keeping the fury of the grill in its ceramic molecules, i lifted it up with my LEFT hand. The evil bowl smiled a silent smile.
after about 2 seconds, with full control of my mind, not flipping out like a mad man, i kept the bowl in my hand and said, with an English accent "Why the bowl is rather warm isnt it?"



part 2
Ironically, this morning i had a prac class and we hooked up a EMG and saw how much faster reflex was compared to voluntary movement... reflex was below 50ms.. 3x faster than voluntary action.
However reflex action could be somewhat overwritten by ur brains.


Part 1 + part 2 = Part 3

part 3

I didnt want to drop the bowl and break it.Why? The evil bowl was telling me lies. It continue to inject me with happy thoughts. Images of colourful dolphins, rainbows and ponies flood my mind, distracting me, as the bowl continues to chew and engulf my flesh with its heat rays..

Or Because my brain was way up there while my fingers are like nearly 1 meter from my brain... it took my brain pretty long to realise that the whole area between my pointer and my thumb was scalding.. when it realised the bowl's evil scheme, i calmly wisphered a ghosts wispher; "ARGHHOIQJRALKSJDKL!" and subsequently, choke-slammed the bowl on the bar counter & ran to a tap.

My 1st few thoughts after this was " this is dumb." *(and by 'this' i meant 'I'.. ) followed by "stupid reflex!"

Also remembered how longer neuronal pathways take a longer time for the info to reach ur brains. eg.brain to legs vs brain to eyes.
regarding this, why cant my brain be more central. like around my chest/stomach.
and my heart placed in the head. that'd be so cool. ill then call myself a reverse human. Namuh!
i would be able to fall down, snap my neck.. and not be a vegetable! fwahh~
has a ring to it... NAMUH!....


the guy with a congenital defect...
....



anyway, not only did i feel so stupid that i burnt my hand...( i hadnt burnt it in awhile..).. i also felt my finger throb and stab... so annoying! and it hurts whenever my thumb move because the junction of my pointer and thumb is pretty darn fat, red and tender at the moment.

all this was my reaction 1h from the incident. now after 2 hours.. the pain seems to have subsided. occasionally my finger reminds me of how stupid i was (and how evil resides within every bowl) by stabbing itself a couple of times...i reply with a mental note. "DESTROY BOWL"

i feel like a child la.. complaing bout a burn.. but then i thought it was rather funny and to warn you, if u ever see a plain unassuming bowl on the table, remember: it might very well be the end of you..R 1 WEEK OF GUITAR PLAYING!!! =(

with that i rest my case.

assignment word count: 0


ps- *Yes, if u thought in the above; "I IS DUMB!!?? LOLAWLROLF! what kinda english is that!!?? HAHAHAHA. retarded brain!! HAHAHA!", then think this: when the day comes when both of us snap each others neck, i will walk away with nothing but a broken neck.
You.. you will be in a vegetative state thinking "why..why did i challenge D GRATE NAMUH!?"


if u didnt think that then.. wah laooo.. what kinds of england u learn when schools la..

kids nowadays..

(reserved)


*sry case

In everything..

...praise the Lord.
"He gives and takes away."

I had a week of holidays, most of which was spend away from home. Over booked my holidays. sigh.. Dont get me wrong.. it was really fun.. but i wouldve liked some rest and maybe done some work.
I posted some of my photos up on facebook, if u havent already seen them, link is below.

http://www.new.facebook.com/album.php?aid=42622&id=651347868

Thats only my Newcastle Roadtrip. My camera is dead, thanks to the sand during sand surfing near Anna Bay =(.. so no more pictures from now on. Luckily its still under warranty.

Im not really in the mood for blogging. Lately ive been put into so many odd and strange situations, some pleasant, some not. From navigating with lightning during a storm to feeling extremely awkward around certain people, to talking about God with an old friend and finally to the little predicament im currently in now. It makes my stomach churn. 1st i thought it was the lack of sleep, or too much of it. THen i thought it was the food, or lack of it. But i realise the power the mind has over the body.. haha.. but i didnt know that just thinking of what might be can make me feel nauseated. "Curiosity killed the cat"- i see it with new light.. Its quite amazing actually. Not the thought, nor the predicament that im in, but the phenomenon.

Like how placebo works to a certain extent, this uncertainty is doink its work on my body.
sigh... Incase u readers think its something interesting that im refusing to mention, its not. All i can do is pray.. in the words of people wiser than me, "its too late to apologize" (One Republic).
lol

I need time to step back n reflect. I seem to have lost my "direction" in some things. Not my core direction of course, but still.. im beginning to forget... Now im also in a place between being very excited about the future of medicine, and also abit bored of the routine of medical life.
thought in my head : why am i studying?

I thought these kind of rather immature thoughts would not lurk into my mind but it did. And i know why it did either.

Regardless, I simply live for You.

at least i try.


btw despite the rather confused and solem post, i totally enjoyed my holiday. camping, sand surfing, herding sheep, meeting new people, not bathing for 4 days, drinking collected rain water, just hanging with good company. All in all, Thank God i had such a great holiday. =)

sorry if this post is duller than usual. I am just not in such a chirpy mood.

isnt it hard for a bee to explain to a spider about its life

isnt it?

when u have exams..

... u procrastinate.
it is human nature,
inevitable.
Similar to how humans, throughout their lives, have tried licking their elbows, or maybe even drink from the far side of the cup.
why?
As likely as it is curiosity, it its also the inability to comprehend that simple things (of the above) cannot be done by them. "I HAVE TRAVELLED TO THE MOON AND BACK" said the human race.
"but u cant lick ur elbows" said the orang utan.








So then, why did u TRY to lick ur elbows? for those who have never tried before, yes, i give u the benefit of the doubt and say "curiosity was ur reason."
then what about those who have done this b4. Did YOU try to lick ur elbow again? Despite prior experience of failure?
it is because of PRIDE! U REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE FACT. ITS SO NEAR.
I. CAN. REACH. IT.
no u cant.

try it.


so close.... yet so far. *sinister laugh*

my point. i only blog to procrastinate. among other procrastination techniques during exams are:-

drawing comic strips as such below. (click to enlarge)




ok.. im not leonardo da vinci. But i think im close.
actulaly im just too lazy to blog lately. too much things to do. will be busy whole of next week.
sorry for the random filler. Just ddint want the old bday post to be up front so long.

English was originally chinese

Its really late and its been such a long day but i had to wish miss england A IS VERY HAPPYNESS 'N' BLESSID BERRtDATE!!! I is hope u have many funs momentums and greats joyness and fulfilsmenting todays. U amS BOMB! Ur name middle is got 1 cold 1. Shereen-cool-asha, the world might say u are old, society might say u are growing frail and weak. But i know ull stare them straight in the eye and say, "i wish i could roll my eyes. Too bad all those years of rolling my eyes back in college damaged my eye-muscles. (ud think a medical student wouldnt use terms like eye-muscle. well. ure wrong) how i regret THOSE GOOD OLE DAYS." :p

Please click the above for larger image
Drawings bit shabby, esp the stickman looks like i had parkinsons. Looks good from afar tho. Looks like a perfect kick on the spine. YEAH~

also i realised i clogged up ur "card" too much so below is the main point.

subtle '2' '0' see it? tadahhh~

The early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd rat gets the cheese.
Hope u continue to trust in God and His guidance for u :) Happpy Birthday Shereen Asha!

green is the colour of ketupat :p

I realised i havent blog in awhile. And i realised after exams, i blog less, showing the correlation of blogging and procrastinating :p
also i didnt have much to blog about. I think.
BUT. TODAY. THERE. IS. A. REASON. TO. BLOG.

COZ ITS SUE WERNS BIRTHDAYYY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WERNDO! :p

Hope u like the picture i drew. lol. cool leh! i am damn skills la. Shud have put swuopu tho. too late!

Ive known sue wern for like a gazillion years la. One of those childhood friends type. But those that I remember and cherish sorts. (not like some kindi friends from when i was 3. Infact. i cant remember anybody i knew at the age of 3. Tadika Eden. lol. heck. selective memory)
Anyway, wont say much but...

In the spirit of tradition, a birthday song for u (despite having some mental block the past week :( )

Happy Birthday to sue,
Favourite colour is BLUE,
You are old jor dear WerndU, (no choice)
Now can eat dried Jambu...


all i could think of was Two, bamboo, shoe, glue, tattoo, and hantu and jambu. seriously. (2 of 6 was in sight) this is excluding words with i forcefully put a U behind (eg. mangU) and words like Coo! (like cool, but without the l)


U r my tai kah ceh & friend,
u gave me a file of chords, when i was 10. (not really. 17~18)
(which i didnt do such a good job at adding to OR maintain for that matter. sorry! lol :p)


during worship team days,
u do all the organization crap,
while i AMs eatS teh crab :D

sensible & discipline,
damn power and skills,
you give 'Tims' the chills.


Thanks for the prayers, encouragement and support all these years. Hope u continue to live under and for Him, and He will definately see you through! :)

Happy Birthday Wern! See u end year or something.

My favourite hero is superman.

unfair and bias

i think this blog as been pretty unfair and bias when discussing about girls. I apologize and would like to clarify that most of the time, i am stereotyping girls based on certain people. My apologies goes to those who are independent, strong, and un-whiny. and to those who are mature, intelligent and humble. also to those who are smart, witty and composed.

malas meng-blog. *yawns*

if a chord was to describe me at the moment, it would be a discordant minor.

Audacity

also ive just been introduced this cool new program called Audacity. Its FREE. so u dont have to download it illegally. Or to the girls, you dont have to ask your guy friends to illegally download it for you. (lol. i KNOW u do it.)
It basically records sounds and allows you to layer them easily. It is also the cause of my room still being in a post-exam mess. Ive spent saturday about 1-2 hours playing with it! And below is what i am willing to post. its like 20 secs? but it took me a good 45minutes of fiddling ok!! i think. ok.. 30m... i was doing it playing guitar on the bed.

as soon as i wrote that i knew that i had to do this. *insert strike above*
enjoy JAMLOL. audacity test 1.

ps- i dont know where the built-in mic on my laptop is so i just put my laptop real near. lol. and sorry for the loud ambient noise.

Post exam obligatory blogpost.

REALLY LONG POST. I doubt ud get through it. seriously.

Hey fellow readers- (i count roughly 8 readers but lately ive rediscovered a few others whom ive given the "privilege" of knowing the existence of this blog.

I havent been blogging lately because of exams.. and since ive finish exams 3 days ago, even less reason to blog. You see, blogging is an excuse to not study under the pretense of "updating friends". For me, blogging means much more than updating you guys. Because clearly, you arent gonna get much of my life from a crossbreed of a giraffe and a hippo, except maybe gather that i might be mentally ill.

People have told me awarded this blog the following comments:
"the most random blog ive ever read. HAHAHAHA"
"you are damn random. HAHAHA"
"did u draw that urself? hahahah"
"Are u actually schizophrenic? hahaha. jk. its therapeutic <--trying to salvage the hurt he has cost"

Based on all those comments, even tho i have blogged about this countless of times, i still struggle between writing something that is worth reading, that actually teaches you something, as oppose to something just entertaining. (But this is the 1st time im doing it with my eyes closed and on my bed)

Also, my laptop is on my lap. U know whats the irony of this? let me explain. A laptop is called a laptop because its suppose to be on TOP of your LAP, right? well, with the amount of heat this thing gives out, i can assure you that laptop is also synonymous with "Decrease sperm count". I have been warned that heat does evil things to family generations. Why then call it "laptop" when putting it on your lap either gives u cramps, kills potential babies (ethics alert!), or cause focal burns on your skin?


While we're at it, why call it pen knife? do you put it with your pen? (i was going to draw this but im kinda sleepy)

"Anybody has a pen?"
"here.. ive got one.." *stabs* "ah crap.. wrong side"

(downward spiral of nonsensical rambling begins!!)


REAL UPDATE. well, now exams. Exams was pretty alright. Ok, im not saying ill do great. I know i wont. But i am ok with it. PRAISE THE LORD! =) (altho results isnt out yet =p) a few ppl texted me and it was just comforting. Bcoz compared to the mega horrendous previous exam, (ie. the worse exam ive even done in my entire life) this was ok. Just that i was pretty short of time... and for abour 2 minutes i thought the elbow was the leg. (you have no idea....) i must say that despite not having enough time, wanting to pee but unable too, not being able to answer anatomy, and being scolded in the exam hall with the mic, I AM GLAD. because it is over. Thanks for whoever was praying/prayed for me? yea. thanks. i will slowly do better in exams to come, i hope. =| Oh btw, class starts tomorrow. Essentially only 1 day holiday, making it a long weekend. Sucks right? i sad. but i have a week off inbetween the next course to compensate.

I had so much to write actually but i can barely remember. There's so much stuff going on in my mind. You know, real life issues. Things i actually have to deliberate and handle?? Just that i cant tell you EVERYTHING. Right or not machine? can tell everything or not? will have repercussions right? =p

Few things to note,
1. Im coming back 5th Dec.
2. I want to go Vietnam or Bangkok. Anybody up for it?
3. I want to go diving. esp sabah. DAMN YOU BEN!! FFK ME!
4. I went to hillsongs church after going to FOCUS for such a long time and realised how much i appreciate proper sermons from the bible. learn so much more. and much more "solid" too.
5. I enjoy playing the guitar but not improving. Strive to be good enough to busk by end of 6th year. Busking for extra $$$. not.
6. I went to Royal Botanical Garden and FORGOT TO BRING MY CAMERA!! RAHLAHSKJFHKJAS!!!!
it was so so so so so so beautiful!!!! crap! its where the river meets the ocean (muara sungai) and there's even a waterfall. Man.. if i had a date... id bring her there. lol. oh n i kayak-ed till my arms abit pain. basket. ill show "her" (my date-to-be) my super skills by attacking a bush with my kayak.... (crashing into 1 made someone shouted. it was a "LOL" moment :D~ )

Speaking of dates, im at a phase where im totally indifferent to the whole idea. WHY?!!!! Like, you know how some guys aim in life is to get a girl or something? its suppose to be innate. well... not me...(not now at least =p) I find it weird.. may be due to trauma.. i wont elaborate on this further in fear or spies...haha.. i have my theories.. lol... MEH. SIEN LA! GIRLS. ALL THEY DO IS WHINE! *whinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhine*

please put down your cleavers and knives. im kidding...(they say blue is a calming colour) life as a guy would be terrible without girls, just as how girls' lives would be dull without guys. nobody to pamper you, to treat you "just because we're FRIENDS" (its called trying to WOO you from a different approach =p)

I think because im so tired that my 2nd half of the post is becoming pretty borring. also because mentally, i am concerned about my waist below baking to death.(by laptop). Ill end it on a nicer side.

Jordan sent:
haha. ur schizoside appeared and told u that?

If you see this person, initiate stabbing motion with whatever you have in your hands, be it sharp or blunt.
Bruises and cuts are welcome.

haha jk. He's my good friend here in Australia.. we are going to start a band and take the world by storm. Heard of Che Guevara? (SLOTH! remember that movie we watched that was suppose to kick HEAVY ass?! n.. u fell asleep?.. THAT movie.)

Unlike good blogs, all im going to leave you is this:


You want humour injected in everything i write?? HAH! Id rather inject your face!! with happiness~ :p
In relation to the beginning of this post, the reason i entrust u to reading this crap is because i know you know me well enough to know i am indeed not injecting myself with illeagal substance prior to blogging.
sorry for such a long post. meaningless as it seems, i contemplated deleting quite allot of it. But i thought for ONCE, id not do that, and leave u guys with fillers. lol.

cya.

ps-i just editted some stuff out. toolong.

one liners..

.. are more for me than for you.

R to the A to the G to the H

superextremefrustrationizations. RAGHHHHHHHHH!!!


but friends to complain to helps.


:)
blessed,
mike

4.30am. crows are asleep. and so are the bats.

screwed

eat some pods and drink some juice
find the butcher and kill the goose.
slap your face with a rotten trout
until u wish ud rather had gout.
roses are red, voilets are blue?
Asians are redder, and mountains are blue!
tickle your toes and touch your nose?
u dirty little fiend, ill choke you with a hose!
michael! study, says dear mommy.
he'd rather clean his room and fill his tummy.

which he did.

the interlude

i have just received what seemed like a sliced of portion of Legolas' ear.
On it was "carved" a quote from Oscar Wilde, a writer i have heard of, yet never actually read any of his books. How? well, one of his books was on the shelf in the library. not A shelf. THE shelf. The one which has random books on display, or books they think its on demand.

How did i know this? Well, i wanted to borrow a book "children on demand" which discusses Children ON DEMAND, in todays context- ivf, and i guess adoption too. Did i get the book? nup.. why? because there were 2 copies, and 1 was in the glass shelf.
What random thoughts crossed my mind as i walked pass that taunting book everyday?
1-Smash glass --> grab book --> run
2-Tip shelf --> grab book ---> run
3-Go to national library n borrow book-->........--> smash glass..
4-trip fire alarm---> smash glass
5-get friend to smash glasss
6-glass
7-smash
8-give up

aha.. u see ive adopted a self Q&A style kinda writing. Im sure some of my read-ismashuwithmyenglish- ers will know what its officially called but as far as im concerned its called "intelligentmonologing" AKA i.e. being a douche

Why do people like asking why?
"Im sad".. "why?"
"Im not feeling to well" "why?"
"I got fired" "why?"
"my life sucks." "why?"


-the common interlude-
Do not ask the question why. but ask who. For behind the why, there is a who who willed the why..therefore it is that who whom you should be searching for, for the why never ceases and thus leading to confusion; then despair. The mind is ever searching for answers. It is innate. And one who says "i do not care for questions, i only live life as it comes" is but a fool whose lies affect no one but him/herself. whose excuse is bigger than himself; procrastination at its finest.Mike mode*on*
Ssup?! if u like more post that are like such, with insight of what goes on behind this masquerade of retadism. Press 1 or vote on the poll to the left.
If ud prefer mindless post with maximum entertainment value, press 2 or vote in the poll to the left.
If u hate me, press 1278943912749012039875-183205102738957123975109823561087926342317895612897365981723649781263487162387461298734681723648912364981726349871263498712639874162987356187234.
and say "me likey unicorns"

Read "the common interlude" more than once.U never know, it might just be more than a pitiful attempt to falsely mimic intelligence and maturity by inflicting maximum confusion in writing.

enjoy :p

BTW I AM SUPER GRATEFUL FOR THAT CHOPPED OF EARR!!! IT WORKS GREAT AS A BOOKMARK! esp when i just toss it in. tell U more later. ^-^ THANKA! <-- its japanese for thanks

The blogging trilogy: The Return of the Blogger.

DUm dum dum dummmmm dummmmm DumDumDum dummm dummm DumDumDum dummm dummm DumDumDum dummm dummmmmmm....

no i am not retarded. That is the star wars song. read it with the correct tempo.

hey dudes and dudets.. guys and gals.. alcoholics and homos...machines and vertically challenged jabbawabbas.. welcome to the beginning of what will go down in hearts as the most significant days of our lives..
*starts the 25min blogging timer*

Before i begin pouring my soul onto this electronic parchment, i would like to apologize. im sorry i didnt reply ur emails and smses and msn msges.. i didnt keep u guys up to speed with whats going on.. i mean, after all, u did carry me in your womb for 9 months.. oh wait.. thats my mom...
what'd u guys ever do? ... -_-...


...BESIDES BEING THE AWESOMEST FRIENDS EVER! :o O M G..

lol.. anyway, ill just random today...

Random 1: Chinese ARE humans.
The day after olympics, i was watching morning news with my housemates as usual. The australian atheletes were getting a warm welcome back from Beijing. And at the end of the story, the newscaster said something like this:
"After being in beijing and being a witness to this great olympics, we see that people in China are very much like us, Humans- who just love their atheletes and children."

i was pretty amused by that but at the same time, shocked that someone could actually make such a comment on national tv, giving the impression that before this, they had the presumption that people from China are heartless non-humans.
Ignorant Ozzie or just 1 retarded newscaster?


Random 2: Suicidal Tendencies
When it comes to assignments, i have suicidal tendencies. a brief overview of my timetable would be Assignments due, then Group project due the following week, and then exams the following week. This would explain my absence and busyness. But suicidal.. what about that? well.. no.1 - My assignment was to do a research on a this smoking cessation drug, which when taken, have been said to cause suicidal thoughts. Funny isnt it?
"I want to stop smoking.............. and kill myself"
Some people have also complain of weird dreams..
"I want to stop smoking................ because in my dream.. i was talking to Jessica Alba...i thought she was hot.... UNTIL SUDDENLY,SHE TURNED INTO A GIGANTIC RUSTY CAN OF CAMPBELL SOUP AND STARTED SLASHING ALL MY HEDGES!! SHE TRIMMED IT SO WELL THAT MY HEDGES WAS IN A SHAPE OF WHAT LOOKED LIKE A CROSSBREED BETWEEN A GIRAFFE AND A HIPPOPOTAMUS- A GIRFOPOTAMUS! i wet myself. but it was coke!!! SO COOL! so i squeezed it into an icetray and made coke-flavoured konyaku jelly. Fed it to my pet slippers but she said she prefered eating dried avacado with cotton wools."

Im not making this up. THATS how weird dreams are... arent they?

Gifopotamus and its offspring.

(hey i cant remember my dreams 98% of the time. Cut me some slack.)

Anyway.. yea.. i rushed my assignments so last min that i can say with confidence, it is the worst assignment ill ever submit in my entire life. it was due at 9.00am. i submitted like at 9am. i wanted to die after that. It was so bad that i cringe at the thought of it.
sighh... oh and in my group projects, i was suppose to do some final editing.. it was due today, so i woke up at 6am this morning and saw some emails from my group members at 4.30am

"Ok. Looks very solid indeed. Well done guys... it has been a pleasure working with you *commits suicide*

night,
Ben"

and this wasnt the only emailing list going around

This group project involved so much profanity that it cracked me up. I abhor profanity. But it was in such a context that people were dying left and right. It was amusing. hahaha..


Random 3: I R CAVEMASTER
i need to disappear from the world into my cave for another week to study. Was just taking a break from all the crappy work i had to do. Btw when should i fly back to malaysia? any suggestions? (as in like, when u guys wanna go holiday! :p)
oh and if im lucky, aka God willing, u will get the next installment of this trilogy, A NEW HOPE.
if not ull get another post of me ranting about stabbing a fork through my pupils.

psyche!

wow i remember singing this song in Sunday School when i was 7-8. lol.
Now u know my creative animal roots. SLOTHHTTTHH. haha.


If i were a butterfly (in a non-gay way)

If I were a butterfly, I'd thank you, Lord, for giving me wings;
And if I were a robin in a tree, I'd thank you Lord, that I could sing;
And if I were a fish in the sea, I'd wiggle my tail and I'd giggle
with glee;
But I just Thank You Father, for making me - ME!

Chorus
'Cause you gave me a heart and
You gave me a smile
You gave me Jesus, and
You made me His Child
And I just Thank You, Father
For making me - ME!

If I were an elephant, I'd thank you, Lord, by raising my trunk;
And if I were a kangaroo, I'd hop, hop, hop, right up to you;
And if I were an octopus, I'd thank you, Lord, for my good looks;
But I just Thank You, Father, for making me - ME!

Chorus
'Cause you gave me a heart and
You gave me a smile
You gave me Jesus, and
You made me His Child
And I just Thank You, Father
For making me - ME!

If I were a wiggly worm, I'd thank you, Lord, that I could squirm;
And if I were a crocodile, I'd thank you, Lord, for my big smile;
And if I were a fuzzy wuzzy bear, I'd thank you, Lord, for my
fuzzy, wuzzy hair;
But I just Thank You, Father, for making me - ME!

Chorus
'Cause you gave me a heart and
You gave me a smile
You gave me Jesus, and
You made me His Child
And I just Thank You, Father
For making me - ME!

"Words and Music by Brian Howard"
© Mission Hills Music (BMI) All rights reserved.
International copyright secured.
Used (without) permission. <--sorry.lol.

not a blog post!!!!

Doctor who slapped patient suspended

KUALA LUMPUR: The doctor who slapped a patient at Universiti Malaya Medical Centre (UMMC) has been suspended pending investigations.

UMMC director Prof Dr Ikram Shah Ismail said the dermatologist, in her 40s, was suspended yesterday.

The specialist was alleged to have slapped Rajangam Thangavelu, 55, a vegetable seller undergoing treatment for burns on his hands and legs, on Aug 12.

“We have handed the case to the police, and also submitted our findings to our disciplinary board,” he said at UMMC yesterday.

Meanwhile, Brickfields OCPD Asst Comm Wan Abdul Bari Wan Abdul Khalid said police were waiting for the order to investigate (OTI) from the Deputy Public Prosecutor,” he added.

Rajangam was admitted to UMMC after falling during a fire-walking ceremony at a temple on Aug 10.

Two days later, while on her rounds with a group of trainee doctors, the specialist attended to him.

She allegedly slapped Rajangam on his left cheek and asked him to look at her.

She was said to have also pressed her hands around his right fist and forcefully closed it.

i hate proud people. and i hate proud doctors even more.

Click this to enlarge the comic strip. Damn blogspot.i just love this randomness.

for my absence, i will post something more entertaining than me.

yay~

In the mood for shoutouts and reflection

I also wanna wish a friend, who doesnt read this blog or even know if its existance. but,

Happy (Belated) Birthday Ong Ee Shen!

why post then? because this is my blog.


You know, i realise some blogs are written so well, full of insight and honesty and all those things that make u reflect and ponder. I find it odd that mine, of late, has been filled with random stuff. I would like to say that reading a blog would say nothing of the person writing it. but that actually isnt true. In fact, i think i AM rather retarded most of the time (among friends).. and u know what? i enjoy it.. maybe even more than those who have to put up with my crapiola. (yes, thats what its called. u learn a new word everyday)
i find it amusing. others find it stupid.

Making assumptions of knowing everything about someone is like hunting a deer with a bow and arrow. ok no. i just thought that sounded funny.

*a glimpse of what went thru my head.
(and as i typed that i imagined how a guy would shoot a deer, and the deer, with an arrow stuck in its side, would like run around bleeding in one of the neighbours lawn. It was winter. Then the image of the neighbours reaction when he sees his lawn pops into my head. i am amused. who the hell would try to bow a deer? Elf ah? LOTR fan? or the girl in the korean monster thriller movie "the Host". lol. She took out her bow and arrow VS a giant mutated lake monster. Why? because she won 2nd place in the Olympics due to breakdown under pressure. So i guess she needed to redeem herself. by fighting monster.)




but i figure putting something worthwhile reading occasionally wouldnt be too bad right?


Steadfastness

I think its very normal to blame God for sufferings in our lives. "Why God? Why me?" is probably understandable if a young doctor, at the age of 32 is diagnosed with cancer. Others might think its unfair. "He has been such a kind and good man all his life, and such a devoted man of God even. He doesnt deserve this." I might not have experienced suffering even close to that extent, but i know as a Christian, suffering is inevitable. And when troubles and trials do come, i wonder if ill actually be able to persevere and rejoice...i should tho. To stop asking why, because i know that there is a purpose in my suffering, and he IS in control and knows whats best. And because of that purpose, i can rejoice in the Lord.


"I do not know why, but I know God is good, and He is in control." - Pastor Josh's friend, having lost twins to a miscarriage



btw choose between these 2:
Hamster of madness or Sheep Of Destiny :p

U r so strong

Today is cassie-the machine-kok's birthday. Yes, this post is late because ive been swamped with things lately.
In australia, its belated, but thank you revolving earth.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSIE KOK!!

Why blue? because u r strong. How do i know u are strong? because.. *shows bruises*

The joys of life comes in little machine-looking toys that help illustrate ur friends.

=) hope u had a good 1.

-the force is strong in this one-

(btw all these effort-ful post shud be like valued! read them over and over)

U r so cute

awwwwwww...
"i did it~*claws* why? coz its my BIRTHDAYY, my B B B BIIIRTHHDAYY! "

The msg from the above is "U are in control of ur life! Claw the shit out of it!.. i mean.. grab whatever u desire and pursue ur dreams!.....THEN claw the heck out of it! (make sure u smileee) :D"

Nirmal, u are awesomus maximus* and pretty and cool AT THE SAME TIME!


Happy Birthday Nirmal Kaur Randhawa!!!
a/p Hacharan Singh!!




Happy Birthday to youu,
i know u dont like "gluee",
if u know what i mean tooo,
then ull laugh like bamboo.


u know its ur birthday when people start showering you with praises and songs :p hope u enjoy it much.. and sorry i couldnt be there to celebrating it with u, putting u down, making fun of u and all in all, make u feel like unleashing ur taekwando skills on my face. how sad. its ok..

theres always next year.

:D




(preview for next year : U are 21!! at the optimal age! wait no longer. Follicle count decreasing as we speak!)


ok for u stoners/slow/deaf/blind/mentally inept/product of inbreding/alaskan jelly fish, bamboo's do not laugh. THEY LOOK STIFF.



oh and nirmal, if everything goes according to plan, ull need this.
Long story. tell u next time.

*stolen

photos arent blogs. ask around.

tag is what i put my name on for dwarfs who cant just ask for it.

what the heck is a "tag"?
Purple moons are rather often innit?
AND SLOTHs ARE MYTHICAL CREATURES. <-- HA HA I LAUGH. hillarious!


Six things I’m passionate about
God
Friends
Family
Myself
Guitar??
Humour

Six things I say too often
hey man..
Holy crap!
Retard, (variations of)
thats freakinn awesome (i know. retard)
Are u gay?
(* u know what, i dont repeat many things often.. my phase for fav words change real quick.)
screw dat...

Six books I’ve read recently
Bible
Nothing in my hand i bring
Catch, unexpected detail
Clinical Anatomy
Phys..zzzz
zzz
zzz


Six songs I can listen to again and again
Collin Bailey Rae - Another day,like a star (yes. cheating. and?)
this is lame.. i listen to songs. "6 songs i can listen again.." thats just retarded... screw this.

Six things I learnt in the past year
Everything in the Bible is there for a reason. every little thing, even small weird things.
How blessed i am
How ungrateful and sinful i am
How procrastinating will come back and bite n fester in ur rear
Piecing the egg together is easier than breaking it
Learning- self control and discipline.

7. i hate blogging. i will stop it now. NOW! im making it a habit. which i must stop. therefore i promise NO BLOGS FOR 2 months!!!


ok 5 weeks..

heck la.. 5 weeks assignments due... 2...


"there is nothing gay about purple. unicorns on rainbows and elton john."

Oh i just saw this on someones MSN pm.
"Yo MommA so FAT, that when she walks pass the TV, u missed 2 episodes!!"

bye guys :)

Marry Poppins, the liar

i have always thought i knew the longest word in the world... until i found out supercalifragilisticexpialidocious isnt a legitimate word... the following longest word in my list is Rhinosaurus.

"but it's spelled RhinoCEROS isnt it?"

All dinosaurs have the suffix "-saurus" dumbass.

Which reminds me, someone in my secondary school spelling bee competition spelled "yellow-hammer" for a 4 syllable word beginning with the letter "Y". when asked, "what does "Yellow-hammer" mean?"
she said "its a fish." Judges let her off because they didnt know their fishes.
I thought it was a stroke of genius. Spelling something so absurdly weird that it seemed like it couldnt be made up.

"its a fish"


I realise i say and do alot, and i mean A LOT!!!, of stupid and retarded things. I wonder, does all this jibberjabber giberish things imprint an image of me as foolish and immature.
Sometimes id like to think i am not, but actions speak louder than words. and i find myself, slowly, being unable to control the urge to just yell out something totally nonsensicle "just for the heck of it".

I did think of whether i should start filtering my thoughts and words more.
Saying something "smart" stupifies me.

i will end with a few more mature and intelligent words. Hopefully this might change your mind about me having a mind of a 4 year old.

The origin of the word, Nutella.

A NUTshELL (omit and rearrange)



Nirmal Kaur
Thats right. Scratch that whiteboy. (gladly too.that evil smirk.)
"im gonna do it~ :D"

see what i mean by uncontrolled urges?

Bear in a big blue house

My place is the highest unit, and THAT is my parking space.. now all i need is a car..



Our kitchen/barcounter/dining area. 3 "barstools", entrance, microwave oven, spongebob magnets.. what more do u want?
Note the stripeish carpet.

Our Noticeboard. From top (clockwise) CLothes-hanger art, marker, "whip", postcard, prize watch, comic of the day, bills and calculations.

$7. Worth it.

did i mention our dining area is RIGHT next to our living space? no more "no-tv-while-dinner" rules..

My WOrkspace. My awesome chair. My faulty laptop. My new camera. My Fixed lamp (with lotsa tape).

My beloved guitar

Tried different lighting. My new "happy" sheets. (previous was black). bedside-cupboard>bedside table

yes thats RM10 stuck on the top. (i contemplated arranging my books sideways b4 i took the poicture.. and also removing the "book-leaning-on-cup".. but decided to maintain authenticity)
ps-The last time i arrange the books sideways.. they toppled.

Tricolour bags :p
*im not gay


The AwesomEST tie in the universe, just hanging on the awesome-ish chair.
Its like wearing 2 ties.. but 1. And it is NOT retarded.. (YES AIMED AT YOU)

the AwesomEESTT tie sitting on the couch. why? because it can.

ok i lied.. i didnt notice the cup thing on my cupboard until i transfered the pictures..

why am i doomed to be uncool and childish?

whyyy????

im back home?

Im back in Australia. My home? does it feel more home-ish than back in msia? sometimes.. yes..
Being back for short periods feel abit surreal. tho it was pretty alright..
my trip back would be rated a 8/10 i guess... (i 1st wrote 7.5 :p)
why the other 2 points missing? well i was really disappointed that we...wait... I, didnt get to go "anywhere" and i didnt get my diving license.
OK THAT SUCKS. because i really really wanna dive! i think i wont wait for people anymore.. wanted to do it with ben, JJ, nirmal or someone in msia.. but i think ill be doing it in AUS end year.
YES ITS ALL UR FAULT.... just coz u got class,busy, not enough money, no time or do not honour the "bros over hoes" pact! SCREW IT!
end year - WE. ARE. GOING. SOMEWHERE. DAMNIT!
im going to like start planning and booking shit so u guys cant run away..
then again i feel like its not like mutual.... why doesnt people wanna go holiday with me? i know my company isnt the greatest... but look at the bright side... i dont smell and im a chinese male... what??! thats not a pluss??? (lol just had to put that in..)
regardless. FREE A FEW DAYS PLS! DIMI. COME BACK. WE NEED UR ZEAL.

i think im writting gibberish coz its 6am.

actually i do miss home.. my family, my friends, others.. u know who u are... =)

at this point if ur reaction is "omgomg~ "u know who u are"?? omggg~~", i would recommend u sock urself in the face for me. ill pay u back later..

special mention.
Thanks cassie for the phone.. it glows in the dark, its cool, and the most important, its now mine..
Thanks Nirmal for drugging me follow by brainwashing me to weird temerlohian habits..
Thanks dad for cleaning oscars poopoo while i semi-fake sleep. (heh heh heh) but he also left some piss for me to clean.
Thanks mom for some of the spending money,blendder, and being mommy~ :p
Thanks tomoko & yi kor for the 1/2 camera and very very pricey bday dinner
Thanks ben for a very lovely expression at Sunway 1u. :o <== ben
Thanks JJ for stealing my house s1.
Thanks ling for being so funny.. hahaha... also thanks for the scarf... (yes nirmal, i love it and its mine)
Thanks Wern for the short but lovely mamaks.
Thanks Felix foo for being gay and proud. (lol.. i know u guys dont get it but its for me to laugh..)
Thanks Jon for fetching me with ur NGV honda.
and finally,

thanks shereen asha. why? BECOZ...

EDIT: OK! I DIDNT SAY IT WAS ANTICLIMATIC! it was dimi!! DIMI!!! (altho i wouldnt call her a liar.. -only in such rare circumstances)

oh and thanks dimi for entertaining me with totally inappropriate and forced usage/abuse of the tuzki rabbit emoticons. twas funny :p

i do not hate girls la... goodness.. u think im what? 5?
im 20 now! (1/4 of my life.. :o )

i <3 girls.



ok so does this post offset the one below?

a self-amusing reaction-testing post

the annoyance of life can come down to a few things.
to name 1 amongst the tops: women.
yes i said it, WOMEN.

no i am not a sexist. like my blog, i am unbiased. When federer loss to nadal i said "well played.. (mr. steriods..)"

henceforth, i shall discuss this from the viewpoint of a vampirerabbit. (because i can. n everlasting cuteness is just a bonus)
Women are a big part of my life. My mom , my teachers, and about half of my friends..
And safe to say, all of them have annoyed me at least once in the past, severity aside.
(wait.. was i suppose to be a rabbit?)

I just realised that a large percentage of the readers ARE indeed women and this post might somehow anger them..
i should stop.

then again i shudve done lots of things.
ill just leave it as that.. men will always be less annoying than women. Guys are like photons; "hit or miss". For women, they marry the latter and ditch the former. For guys, either way, we're screwed.

rabbit, out. lol.

i cant wait to go back australia. sometimes..

Happy 20th Birthday to me!
sigh.

the ipod song..

viva la vida - Coldplay

i like violent hill too... such different songs tho..

viva la vida

damnit! im under the influence of coldplay... I LOVE THE ALBUM... but.. it brings back memories.. sigh.. bare with me.. while i gruel through this period.. i have no output but this.. so.. bare with me... home. i cant wait *hugs home*

something is missing from this picture...

same thing thats missing from this 1

frustadness

today my day was a solem day..
i sat and sulk and dreamt and pondered..
my time, that sucker.. he drift away..
i stabbed it once, and then again..
yet still remains, that stupid pain..
i looked away into the sky..
for tomorrow,i shall have beef pie..

"for dinner? for lunch?"
i kept thinking..
no matter..
she hasnt a hunch..
"think no more!" said the skillet.
for in beef pie, n in fish fillet,
should ur frustrations, be Kill..-et..





I remember
We were walking up to strawberry swing
I can't wait until the morning
Wouldn't wanna change a thing

..

and yet i changed,
every single thing.

the new coldplay album is out!!! viva la vida!!!
so is firefox 3!

i downloaded both of them within 24 hours....
i am a criminal.. : (

blog suspended..
exams coming up
be back on 30th June

The bee's knees

If i was a tree,
or a wannabe bee,
and kick you in the ovary (or gonads),
with my knee.

that might seem like a load pf pollywoppus, and it is.


didnt really feel like blogging.. just wanted to increase post count :p

the lack of

..sleep
..internet connection
..time
..exercise
..someone
..QT
..fruits
..no.2
..and more

*Definition of the day:
'studying' in the culture today is defined as Nerdification and lack of coolness. aka socially unfit.

'studying' in Singapore is known as robbing someone.ataupun kita panggil "snatch thief". yes. i am not lying. (mugging) Oliver twist, now he was good at studying.

'studying' in some orang asli (Indigenous people) community is known as National Treasure 2.

'studying' in a sleepaholic's world is understood as pest-of-life.


Useful Translations:
"How's ur studying today?"
translation: I am the No.1 Kiasu person. If u say "going pretty well" i will bloody !@#$% stab u with a syringe filled with blended platypus fetus!!!!!

OR

translation: I havent studied shit. i need to find comfort in someone. Ok.. this guy looks pretty slack.. *initiate question*


I hope u learned something useful today.


ps- i have no connection. library wireless sucks

busy as busy can be...
stress as kangaroo on tree...
i need a panacea..
but not for me..

wthhh??!

i am impaired.

but i hope He is pleased.

i miss you.... so

BGT? Big Green Tree?

No... its Britain's Got Talent!
for the past week, ive been "following" a TV show in the UKs called Britain's Got Talent. And i already have a favourite to win. Ok, he isnt the best ive seen and im sure there are people HIS age that are better than him, BUT! i want him to win because i like his story, he's likable, and i cant believe im saying this, good looking boy. NO HOMO! n no, im not a padeophile. (did i spell it right?)

no homo = saying this after something that is potentially gay offsets .
eg. those guys look hot. NO HOMO.

Oh forgot to mention the name of the act. He's a young street dancer called George Sampson.
You can watch his videos on youtube, i cant be bothered linking them...

George sampson - semi finals 3

i lied. i bothered. I doubt he'd win, coz for some sick reason, Britain's Got Talent became Britian's Got Goodsingers. I like singers, and i think they're really really good! esp the girl, who somewhat reminds me of hermoine granger of Harry Potter. But still, i want the sub-par dancer to win, because he deserves it! and if i was in the UK, i would vote for him. Go George Sampson! lol..


Sub post 2
Recently, my laptop has been acting up and to me, its kinda "spoilt"...
i hate this because its when i need this the most. THere was an episode which i was so pissed at the dell support. and so, i SIGNED UP in a forum to complain. I just needed to vent.lol

angry mike ranting behind the name "oreos".

its the last post i think. my laptop is now just a word processor. anything more, and it overheats and dies.great isnt it? :| :|

anyway, i shud stop procrastinating and do my work. ...
just after i take a crapper, and bathe, eat some fruits... *rolls eyes*