DUm dum dum dummmmm dummmmm DumDumDum dummm dummm DumDumDum dummm dummm DumDumDum dummm dummmmmmm....
no i am not retarded. That is the star wars song. read it with the correct tempo.
hey dudes and dudets.. guys and gals.. alcoholics and homos...machines and vertically challenged jabbawabbas.. welcome to the beginning of what will go down in hearts as the most significant days of our lives..
*starts the 25min blogging timer*
Before i begin pouring my soul onto this electronic parchment, i would like to apologize. im sorry i didnt reply ur emails and smses and msn msges.. i didnt keep u guys up to speed with whats going on.. i mean, after all, u did carry me in your womb for 9 months.. oh wait.. thats my mom...
what'd u guys ever do? ... -_-...
...BESIDES BEING THE AWESOMEST FRIENDS EVER! :o O M G..
lol.. anyway, ill just random today...
Random 1: Chinese ARE humans.
The day after olympics, i was watching morning news with my housemates as usual. The australian atheletes were getting a warm welcome back from Beijing. And at the end of the story, the newscaster said something like this:
"After being in beijing and being a witness to this great olympics, we see that people in China are very much like us, Humans- who just love their atheletes and children."
i was pretty amused by that but at the same time, shocked that someone could actually make such a comment on national tv, giving the impression that before this, they had the presumption that people from China are heartless non-humans.
Ignorant Ozzie or just 1 retarded newscaster?
Random 2: Suicidal Tendencies
When it comes to assignments, i have suicidal tendencies. a brief overview of my timetable would be Assignments due, then Group project due the following week, and then exams the following week. This would explain my absence and busyness. But suicidal.. what about that? well.. no.1 - My assignment was to do a research on a this smoking cessation drug, which when taken, have been said to cause suicidal thoughts. Funny isnt it?
"I want to stop smoking.............. and kill myself"
Some people have also complain of weird dreams..
"I want to stop smoking................ because in my dream.. i was talking to Jessica Alba...i thought she was hot.... UNTIL SUDDENLY,SHE TURNED INTO A GIGANTIC RUSTY CAN OF CAMPBELL SOUP AND STARTED SLASHING ALL MY HEDGES!! SHE TRIMMED IT SO WELL THAT MY HEDGES WAS IN A SHAPE OF WHAT LOOKED LIKE A CROSSBREED BETWEEN A GIRAFFE AND A HIPPOPOTAMUS- A GIRFOPOTAMUS! i wet myself. but it was coke!!! SO COOL! so i squeezed it into an icetray and made coke-flavoured konyaku jelly. Fed it to my pet slippers but she said she prefered eating dried avacado with cotton wools."
Im not making this up. THATS how weird dreams are... arent they?
Gifopotamus and its offspring.(hey i cant remember my dreams 98% of the time. Cut me some slack.)
Anyway.. yea.. i rushed my assignments so last min that i can say with confidence, it is the worst assignment ill ever submit in my entire life. it was due at 9.00am. i submitted like at 9am. i wanted to die after that. It was so bad that i cringe at the thought of it.
sighh... oh and in my group projects, i was suppose to do some final editing.. it was due today, so i woke up at 6am this morning and saw some emails from my group members at 4.30am
"Ok. Looks very solid indeed. Well done guys... it has been a pleasure working with you *commits suicide*
night,
Ben"
sighh... oh and in my group projects, i was suppose to do some final editing.. it was due today, so i woke up at 6am this morning and saw some emails from my group members at 4.30am
"Ok. Looks very solid indeed. Well done guys... it has been a pleasure working with you *commits suicide*
night,
Ben"
and this wasnt the only emailing list going aroundThis group project involved so much profanity that it cracked me up. I abhor profanity. But it was in such a context that people were dying left and right. It was amusing. hahaha..
Random 3: I R CAVEMASTER
i need to disappear from the world into my cave for another week to study. Was just taking a break from all the crappy work i had to do. Btw when should i fly back to malaysia? any suggestions? (as in like, when u guys wanna go holiday! :p)
oh and if im lucky, aka God willing, u will get the next installment of this trilogy, A NEW HOPE.
if not ull get another post of me ranting about stabbing a fork through my pupils.
4 comments:
*sniff sniff* mike's alive mike's alive!-_-"
dun stress out too much on your work yea..though it seems really packed and all..got do QT or not?
come back after first week of dec?i dunno...i am only free in the middle of dec..cause i have exams *sob sob*
p/s: ppl dream to satisfy their i that can't be satisfy when they are conscious aka awake.have you not read angelicassie.blogspot.com or Freud?
p/p/s: "dream is the royal road to the unconsious" (Freud,*shrug*)
p/p/p/s: you would probably not read this long time from now when i have forgotten abt leaving you a comment..so hurrayyy
p/p/p/p/s: i watched the elephant and the sea today and saw an elephant!=)
6ps and 1s: i didn't blog today..so kinda satisfying my blogging needs on your comment space.
7ps and 1s: i shall start walking the royal road to my unconscious now aka go to sleep.have a great day..in fact have many great days till we talk again!
8ps and 1s: i meant to say..ppl dream to satisfy their id that can't be satisfy when they are conscious aka awake.have you not read angelicassie.blogspot.com or Freud?
Have u heard of Speed? or X?
Have u ever wondered what were the long term repercussions of these drugs?
"p/s: ppl dream to satisfy their i that can't be satisfy when they are conscious aka awake.have you not read angelicassie.blogspot.com or Freud?"
"8ps and 1s: i meant to say..ppl dream to satisfy their id that can't be satisfy when they are conscious aka awake.have you not read angelicassie.blogspot.com or Freud?"
DONT DO DRUGS!
replying from top to bottom:
yea im alive, tho that'd only last 7 days. then exam. then im dead.
Yes doing QT in the mornings now.. success rate of mornings 3/4.. today'll do approx after this :p
Coming back 1st week of dec. havent bought tickets yet.
ps1 - refer to post above about post-drug-use syndrome.
ps2- dreams are overrated. the only royal road i know to the unconscious is this CURSED bed.
i read it the moment u posted it.. well few hours later
Good for watching elephant and the sea.. how was it? were u the only 1 in the cinema?
I c. Thx for the spa..comment..
"aka" is such a unsightly phrase.
use i.e.
makes u sound intelligent.
hope ure doing well =)
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