U r so cute

awwwwwww...
"i did it~*claws* why? coz its my BIRTHDAYY, my B B B BIIIRTHHDAYY! "

The msg from the above is "U are in control of ur life! Claw the shit out of it!.. i mean.. grab whatever u desire and pursue ur dreams!.....THEN claw the heck out of it! (make sure u smileee) :D"

Nirmal, u are awesomus maximus* and pretty and cool AT THE SAME TIME!


Happy Birthday Nirmal Kaur Randhawa!!!
a/p Hacharan Singh!!




Happy Birthday to youu,
i know u dont like "gluee",
if u know what i mean tooo,
then ull laugh like bamboo.


u know its ur birthday when people start showering you with praises and songs :p hope u enjoy it much.. and sorry i couldnt be there to celebrating it with u, putting u down, making fun of u and all in all, make u feel like unleashing ur taekwando skills on my face. how sad. its ok..

theres always next year.

:D




(preview for next year : U are 21!! at the optimal age! wait no longer. Follicle count decreasing as we speak!)


ok for u stoners/slow/deaf/blind/mentally inept/product of inbreding/alaskan jelly fish, bamboo's do not laugh. THEY LOOK STIFF.



oh and nirmal, if everything goes according to plan, ull need this.
Long story. tell u next time.

*stolen

photos arent blogs. ask around.

tag is what i put my name on for dwarfs who cant just ask for it.

what the heck is a "tag"?
Purple moons are rather often innit?
AND SLOTHs ARE MYTHICAL CREATURES. <-- HA HA I LAUGH. hillarious!


Six things I’m passionate about
God
Friends
Family
Myself
Guitar??
Humour

Six things I say too often
hey man..
Holy crap!
Retard, (variations of)
thats freakinn awesome (i know. retard)
Are u gay?
(* u know what, i dont repeat many things often.. my phase for fav words change real quick.)
screw dat...

Six books I’ve read recently
Bible
Nothing in my hand i bring
Catch, unexpected detail
Clinical Anatomy
Phys..zzzz
zzz
zzz


Six songs I can listen to again and again
Collin Bailey Rae - Another day,like a star (yes. cheating. and?)
this is lame.. i listen to songs. "6 songs i can listen again.." thats just retarded... screw this.

Six things I learnt in the past year
Everything in the Bible is there for a reason. every little thing, even small weird things.
How blessed i am
How ungrateful and sinful i am
How procrastinating will come back and bite n fester in ur rear
Piecing the egg together is easier than breaking it
Learning- self control and discipline.

7. i hate blogging. i will stop it now. NOW! im making it a habit. which i must stop. therefore i promise NO BLOGS FOR 2 months!!!


ok 5 weeks..

heck la.. 5 weeks assignments due... 2...


"there is nothing gay about purple. unicorns on rainbows and elton john."

Oh i just saw this on someones MSN pm.
"Yo MommA so FAT, that when she walks pass the TV, u missed 2 episodes!!"

bye guys :)

Marry Poppins, the liar

i have always thought i knew the longest word in the world... until i found out supercalifragilisticexpialidocious isnt a legitimate word... the following longest word in my list is Rhinosaurus.

"but it's spelled RhinoCEROS isnt it?"

All dinosaurs have the suffix "-saurus" dumbass.

Which reminds me, someone in my secondary school spelling bee competition spelled "yellow-hammer" for a 4 syllable word beginning with the letter "Y". when asked, "what does "Yellow-hammer" mean?"
she said "its a fish." Judges let her off because they didnt know their fishes.
I thought it was a stroke of genius. Spelling something so absurdly weird that it seemed like it couldnt be made up.

"its a fish"


I realise i say and do alot, and i mean A LOT!!!, of stupid and retarded things. I wonder, does all this jibberjabber giberish things imprint an image of me as foolish and immature.
Sometimes id like to think i am not, but actions speak louder than words. and i find myself, slowly, being unable to control the urge to just yell out something totally nonsensicle "just for the heck of it".

I did think of whether i should start filtering my thoughts and words more.
Saying something "smart" stupifies me.

i will end with a few more mature and intelligent words. Hopefully this might change your mind about me having a mind of a 4 year old.

The origin of the word, Nutella.

A NUTshELL (omit and rearrange)



Nirmal Kaur
Thats right. Scratch that whiteboy. (gladly too.that evil smirk.)
"im gonna do it~ :D"

see what i mean by uncontrolled urges?

Bear in a big blue house

My place is the highest unit, and THAT is my parking space.. now all i need is a car..



Our kitchen/barcounter/dining area. 3 "barstools", entrance, microwave oven, spongebob magnets.. what more do u want?
Note the stripeish carpet.

Our Noticeboard. From top (clockwise) CLothes-hanger art, marker, "whip", postcard, prize watch, comic of the day, bills and calculations.

$7. Worth it.

did i mention our dining area is RIGHT next to our living space? no more "no-tv-while-dinner" rules..

My WOrkspace. My awesome chair. My faulty laptop. My new camera. My Fixed lamp (with lotsa tape).

My beloved guitar

Tried different lighting. My new "happy" sheets. (previous was black). bedside-cupboard>bedside table

yes thats RM10 stuck on the top. (i contemplated arranging my books sideways b4 i took the poicture.. and also removing the "book-leaning-on-cup".. but decided to maintain authenticity)
ps-The last time i arrange the books sideways.. they toppled.

Tricolour bags :p
*im not gay


The AwesomEST tie in the universe, just hanging on the awesome-ish chair.
Its like wearing 2 ties.. but 1. And it is NOT retarded.. (YES AIMED AT YOU)

the AwesomEESTT tie sitting on the couch. why? because it can.

ok i lied.. i didnt notice the cup thing on my cupboard until i transfered the pictures..

why am i doomed to be uncool and childish?

whyyy????

im back home?

Im back in Australia. My home? does it feel more home-ish than back in msia? sometimes.. yes..
Being back for short periods feel abit surreal. tho it was pretty alright..
my trip back would be rated a 8/10 i guess... (i 1st wrote 7.5 :p)
why the other 2 points missing? well i was really disappointed that we...wait... I, didnt get to go "anywhere" and i didnt get my diving license.
OK THAT SUCKS. because i really really wanna dive! i think i wont wait for people anymore.. wanted to do it with ben, JJ, nirmal or someone in msia.. but i think ill be doing it in AUS end year.
YES ITS ALL UR FAULT.... just coz u got class,busy, not enough money, no time or do not honour the "bros over hoes" pact! SCREW IT!
end year - WE. ARE. GOING. SOMEWHERE. DAMNIT!
im going to like start planning and booking shit so u guys cant run away..
then again i feel like its not like mutual.... why doesnt people wanna go holiday with me? i know my company isnt the greatest... but look at the bright side... i dont smell and im a chinese male... what??! thats not a pluss??? (lol just had to put that in..)
regardless. FREE A FEW DAYS PLS! DIMI. COME BACK. WE NEED UR ZEAL.

i think im writting gibberish coz its 6am.

actually i do miss home.. my family, my friends, others.. u know who u are... =)

at this point if ur reaction is "omgomg~ "u know who u are"?? omggg~~", i would recommend u sock urself in the face for me. ill pay u back later..

special mention.
Thanks cassie for the phone.. it glows in the dark, its cool, and the most important, its now mine..
Thanks Nirmal for drugging me follow by brainwashing me to weird temerlohian habits..
Thanks dad for cleaning oscars poopoo while i semi-fake sleep. (heh heh heh) but he also left some piss for me to clean.
Thanks mom for some of the spending money,blendder, and being mommy~ :p
Thanks tomoko & yi kor for the 1/2 camera and very very pricey bday dinner
Thanks ben for a very lovely expression at Sunway 1u. :o <== ben
Thanks JJ for stealing my house s1.
Thanks ling for being so funny.. hahaha... also thanks for the scarf... (yes nirmal, i love it and its mine)
Thanks Wern for the short but lovely mamaks.
Thanks Felix foo for being gay and proud. (lol.. i know u guys dont get it but its for me to laugh..)
Thanks Jon for fetching me with ur NGV honda.
and finally,

thanks shereen asha. why? BECOZ...

EDIT: OK! I DIDNT SAY IT WAS ANTICLIMATIC! it was dimi!! DIMI!!! (altho i wouldnt call her a liar.. -only in such rare circumstances)

oh and thanks dimi for entertaining me with totally inappropriate and forced usage/abuse of the tuzki rabbit emoticons. twas funny :p

i do not hate girls la... goodness.. u think im what? 5?
im 20 now! (1/4 of my life.. :o )

i <3 girls.



ok so does this post offset the one below?

a self-amusing reaction-testing post

the annoyance of life can come down to a few things.
to name 1 amongst the tops: women.
yes i said it, WOMEN.

no i am not a sexist. like my blog, i am unbiased. When federer loss to nadal i said "well played.. (mr. steriods..)"

henceforth, i shall discuss this from the viewpoint of a vampirerabbit. (because i can. n everlasting cuteness is just a bonus)
Women are a big part of my life. My mom , my teachers, and about half of my friends..
And safe to say, all of them have annoyed me at least once in the past, severity aside.
(wait.. was i suppose to be a rabbit?)

I just realised that a large percentage of the readers ARE indeed women and this post might somehow anger them..
i should stop.

then again i shudve done lots of things.
ill just leave it as that.. men will always be less annoying than women. Guys are like photons; "hit or miss". For women, they marry the latter and ditch the former. For guys, either way, we're screwed.

rabbit, out. lol.

i cant wait to go back australia. sometimes..

Happy 20th Birthday to me!
sigh.