In the spirit of joining the crowd, here is my "farewell 2007" post.
First of all i would like to clarify that my previous post was such utter crap that i feel so embarrassed that i would actually dare post it. It shows how young my mind is. =p
Ok.. 2007, what a year. How fast it went by. Cant imagine i spent nearly 6 months on holiday!! Its crazy! I mean, just lazing around i managed to waste away 1/2 a year. Its insane! Its slotherific! Its sad.. After A-levels, i did apply for things, work for 1.5 months, help out abit,etc. But ultimately i did nothing of much purpose. I think. I mean, cassie started her classes, dme is so busy with her roteract and just hanging out (i question her fundings... HOW?!), ben did work and roteract and probably FTZ(game), jeremy's working hard, Ling's off to study in UK, Nirmal's busy surviving the flood and now is off to India to save the flood victims... (ok i lied).. That leaves me, mike, -->wake up, consume carbon compounds, digest, rest, consume carbon compound, sleep. When i think back, boy was i lazy. I mean, TECHNICALLY i could have done allot more, but i didnt. Isnt that always the case? i think it is for me. Similar to the "i-should-have-studied-more/started-studying-earlier" case.
Anyway, this post is not to discuss mundane theories of why or how i did not spend my time wisely, nor is it a rant post of how i should have did this or that. No. It is a post where i shall spread the Joy of 2007, like butter on bread, to my dearest readers. It is where i shall sieve out the crap of 2007 and present you with only the refined, best of 2007.
Starting with a joke....
Nothing say's HAPPY NEW YEAR like....
....facebook spam... i swear i turned off all the notifications.. it was ok until recently, it seemed to have rechecked the "allow email notification".
Great stuff, Happy New Year people. Welcome 2008. Bye!
Well, 2007 thought me allot of things.. one of which.. ("BEST OF" U IDIOT! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR LIFE UNLESS YOU'RE SOME HOT CHIC WITH 912839012873 PICTURES. THEN PEOPLE WILL READ WHILE WAITING FOR THE PICTURES TO LOAD!!!)
Fine!
Less than 5 hours to 2008.. im suppose to be in my car driving to somewhere now but i aint... I like to be late.
And i am.. promise ill update this later when im free. as of now- BYE! 2007 was fun..ish..
The rich brat with his gay partner arrived. Robin. Such gayness. What a naughty bat..
Cont...
.. Batman in his batmobile, and robin, on his unicorn. (it was a gift from batman.. In his heart, Robin wished for a pony tho) It was dark at night (Yes, it is) and Batman knew this all too well. He hid in the darkness, tossing his Baurikens (bat-shurikens) at me. What a wuss. Luckily, his "partner" was wearing his new christmas present: A costume made from neon green, fluorescent yellow and glowing red cloth. And of course, as useless as he is, cling to Batman like the gayboi he is.
I was distracted by Robin trying to mount his unicorn. (by mount i mean "get up on" ) thus causing the failed evasion of a bauriken. I was pissed. I walked over to Robin. Stabbed the unicorn and then proceeded to mock his costume on my megaphone. U know metrosexual men and their attire. As expected, he broke down and cried. Batman, distressed, came out of the shadows to comfort his comrade. *stab* Win.
Now... at this point u might wonder.. "where is the truth?"... soon my faithful readers.. soon... As the 2 cops froze at the sight of their superheroes' prompt downfall, i went back in my car. Start my engine. Waved and drove back...
BUT THEN...
A huge boulder flew out of nowhere n smashed my car... Luckily i wore my safety belt and was totally unscratched. Yes. Advertisements are true. Wear ur damn belts. It was the Xmen. Dada da da da dum. Dada da da da daa! DA DUM!
Cyclops- the one eye giant. (who hurled the boulder) Wolverine- half-wolf, half-tamarind Storm - Halle Berry Nightcrawler- Human cockroach with german accent Iceman (self explanatory) and of course Prof X- the psychic pervert. That wheelchair is a disguise so people take pity on him and hides his true motives well. Who would accuse a handicap?
5 against 1. Looks like a downhill battle for the Jedi. They entered the scene with a bang. Their theme music was playing in the background. Matching costumes. I knew i was done for. But wait. If they have "backup", why wouldnt i? I CALL MY BAND OF HELPERS.
I shall state their name along with their ability
Angelicassie : Super strength and can make hair-standing chilling sounds. (of "bats" and such... ) Nirmzor : Survival skills (hunt, run, climb) as well as immune to cold. She.IS.reen: Sarcasm that can confuse and destroy
I............... this is sad... i think im going to sleep now... im sick.. i have a sore throat.. ill just end here..
Angelicassie took on cyclops with her strength and made sounds which made the Xmen squirm. Nirmzor took on iceman with spaghetti strap and said "no.. not cold also" She.IS.reen praised the German cockroach's English... "O YES. THATS G-R-E-A-T ENGLISH ALL RIGHT.FREAKIN A! " Poor soul..
Prof X is a perv and Storm is Halle Berry. Solved.
Truth: No i did NOT bribe the cop AGAIN like someone asked. People learn from their mistakes. They keep playing the intimidation card (ask ic, tell me im P. Tell me fine is RM300 and ask the friend to write down number plate) and ask me "Macam mana u mahu tolong saya?" "U bagitau macam mana u boleh tolong?" "Saya belum saman lagi.. Mcam mana mau tolong?"
First i gave excuses, coz the stupid traffic light infront of my house is always spoilt and i assumed it was spoiled. I truly thought it was. But excuses didnt work coz he said "U bagitau itu kepada hakim kat makhamah". They were quite "badass".. lol.. I was tempted for like 3 secs, but then i BRIBED ONCE IN MY LIFE (rm20) AND FELT LIKE SHIT AFTER THAT AND SWORE NVR TO DO THAT AGAIN. i ask him "how much demerit points?" he said 1/2 b4 P batal. Then intimidate,stall,etc. I apologize for running the light and said "saya tak boleh tolong la.. maaf" Cops : Kenapa tak boleh tolong? me : Betul2 tak boleh tolong.. sorry la.. Kamu maafkan saya saja la.. sudah lewat malam.. student saja Cops: Buat salah kena ada balasan.. RM300 tau.. Boleh bayar ka student? I belum saman lagi tau... me: Tak boleh tolong la boss.. betul2 tak boleh.. Tapi tak perlu saman la... (lol) Sorry ya..
Repeat that like 3-4 times, with variation. Literally. U dont know how many times i said "tak boleh tolong" Maybe bcoz they see i going into the golf club so they thought can get some dough.
Then after like i was quite tired already and just didnt care if he saman me or not. I just said "Saya tak ada duit la boss.." Then i took out my wallet and say "u tak percaya u tengok la.." OF COZ i knew they wouldnt check.. that would be like.. saying "I AM A TERRIBLE COP"... where got cop check ur wallet to see how much money u have.. lol... He and his friend diliberated for awhile.. then 1 guy said "Kami bukan mau duit pon.. tak mau duit.. u buat salah...etc" Then i just say sorry tp tak boleh tolong.. and kept quiet. <-- tired already. The guy said... "ok lah.. i pon kesian saman u lesen P.." "terima kasihx2!" "Gnite!" "Merry Christmas!" "tq tq" "U Christian ka?" "Ya" "ok ok.. *gestures for me to leave"
Stupid blogspot.. i couldnt post anything for the past 1+ day.. everytime i click post it says error and i thought ill save it and post later... After clicking save 1000000 times.. i close the browser... and when i open back.. woopee... gone!
Ahh.. holidays.. the Joy. Dad waking me up every freakin morning asking me to do things... then scolded me n told my mom im always grumpy... WTF! I HATE WAKING UP DAMN EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN I SLEEP LATE! ....Merry Christmas~
But its ok. The result: Flu. Sigh.. im so lazy to re-blog. Oh on Christmas Day, (sort of.. it was 1+am) i ran a red light... STOP POINTING FINGERS AND LET ME EXPLAIN! I stopped.. then i saw the light was red.. all the 3 sides were red so that means only the light for the road directly opposite me was green. There was no cars. This light was righhhhttt infront of my house so ive probably ran it like 1092830912873012 times.. And not to mention IT IS ALWAYS SPOILED! Its suppose to be intelligent. so if there were no cars, my side should turn green (When the light is fully functioning... like 40% of the time) Then i was already so sleepy and wanted to go home.. n since the "intelligent" light system isnt working, i decided - WHO NEEDS INTELLIGENCE WHEN U HAVE WILL? *starts driving* Just as i turn and and drove for 4 secs down the road, someone highbeam me.. ITS A COP! I was torn between speeding up and going into my housing area, pushing my "release spike strip" button, or stop-take and axe and butcher the 2 cops..
Then i thought, what if they had guns? an axe wouldnt do. So i took out my light saber instead. In the spirit of christmas, it had 2 colours, green and red. "but doesnt the green one belong to yoda and the red belong to the sithsssSssS?" *Slaps* ... in anycase, i got down, with my barehands, (which was gripping the light saber) slashed the cop car into a pile of metal. Then i proceeded to "whack" the cops. They started shooting at me. Rounds after rounds but my lightning quick reflexes paired with my totally awesome light saber melted each bullet on contact. I was unstoppable. They called for backup. IT WAS ROBOCOP. OMGOSHHH!!!!
Slow ass Humanoid that one (Human-Android). Luckily, i watched robocop when i was young and always wondered, "Why do they only shoot his chest?" and "Hasnt anybody try to stab/shoot his mouth or eye?" I learned. I applied. I conquered. After slicing through robocop like hot knife through butter, i proceeded to deal with those meddling cops. Dare they stop me when im tired!? From the darkness, appeared a knight. Yes. Batman. (The new batman movie is called "the dark knight" btw) The rich brat with his gay partner arrived. Robin. Such gayness. What a naughty bat.
Opps.. gtg.. TRUTH REVEALED in the Next Episode of "Cops Vs Jedi Mike"
Cant believe u read thru that load o crap. Grats. 1 e-icecream for u.
"OTTAWA (AFP) - An oil field worker in western Canada was shocked this month to be charged 85,000 dollars for surfing the Internet on his new mobile phone, local media said Thursday."I didn't know what to think. I thought there was probably a mistake," he told public broadcaster CBC. "I told them I wasn't aware that I would be charged for hooking up my phone to the computer." -yahoo news Sure would suck to be him...dont be a dumbass.. Remember, there is NO pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. NONE! "but the leprechaun said ther..." HE'S GAY!....
Here's the next excerpt: AngelaCarsien says: am watching cycle 9 now haha
mike says: ...........
mike says: how can u watch so many so fast?
AngelaCarsien says: watch non-stop whole daye
AngelaCarsien says: only go out to eat shit pee and shower
AngelaCarsien says: and eat apple
nuff said... Name changed for privacy.
AngelaCarsien says: or i'll destroy you
Threats did not stop the truth to be published.
Heh..
Operation FAT
I have been trying to put on some weight lately... it has not been going that well.. Despite the fact that im eating like.. constantly.. and till im at the brink of puking, im still not gaining proper weight.. then again i dont want to be a fatass with a belly the size of a depressed beer drinking hobo. hmmm... infact im thinking of planning a diet which includes eating like 6-8 times a day.. unfortunately trial run- day 1 (today) failed... I woke up during lunch time..no proper food. So i ate 2 eggs and 1 banana....... ITS JUST SOME RANDOM FOOD AROUND THE HOUSE! STOP BEING SICK U FRIKS! someone ate my yogurt.. =\ ..lunch-ended up eating lunch at 3.. then wanted to go home for dinner.. My dad forgot to tell my maid that i was eating. (i called him!) so ended up no dinner for me.. heated leftovers.. rice and chicken.. ate 1 papaya.. fibre is important so u can poopoo... sighh.. ate 0.5+1.0+0.5=2.0 meals.. FAILURE.
Aih... i really have lost it.. i dont know whats wrong.. maybe its this constant depressing mood...I cant blog anything funny anymore.. No more happy juice flowing through my brains. sigh. Too many other things in it. I want to believe that at the end Maybe its time to retire...
(brb.. gaming..)
*2 days later*
didnt get to game that night... but shall post this after its been sitting on my bloggers dashboard for 2 days...
Before i go, let me give u a quote from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian President, during a Q&A at New York City's Columbia University.
"In Iran,we dont have homosexuals like in your country."
Its been awhile since i blogged. I seem to have ran out of things i feel like sharing to the world. I guess this phase of my life, the blogging phase, is over. What can i do? My brain is falling asleep and my body is aching. My neck is semi sprained. It hurts when i turn left. Ouch. I need an orthopedic pillow. Next week is going to be a busy week. There is Youth Camp, Holiday and holiday. To you people who are suppose to go down to Melaka, WE HAVE NOTHING PLANNED. I am worried but i am mentally too tired to plan. I have a bad feeling. BUT we can just wing it. I mean, its only december, school holiday. Nothing much. Im sure without booking any hotels we can still find cheap accommodation...
Now on to my topic, HEROES. To those who watched or follow heroes, i hope you can relate to what im about to say. HEROESSeason2SUCKED! Wow so pretty~ :p YES IT SUCKS! Originally, like normal tv series, heroes was suppose to have 22 episodes together with a 8 episode spinoff called The Origins (where i assume will show the origin of the powers? or at least some sort of explanation). BUT thanks to the WGA strike or the writers strike in America, many tv shows were canceled or abruptly ended. I mean, No script = no show. (Writers demanded increase in pay saying that only the directors and actors get the money whereas they were not recognized and not appreciated.) WELL, Heroes too, which is under NBC, (i think) could not escape this fate. 1st move after rumours of Writer's strike- ORIGINS CANCELED! After strike- TADA 22 episodes became 11 episodes. HMMM... what happens when one cut out 1/2 a show? Can u imagine Titanic being 1 hour long? Or 1.5 hours of Lord of the Rings? Heck, Frodo-im gay- Baggins would still be hugging Sam- im gayer-Gamgee in the land of ultimate gayness- The Shire. Not many shows leave you with such a feeling: Angry and cheated. ('Lost' being no.1)
Sorry to those who have not watched and plan to in near future. You are in for a disappointing ride.
Heroes 2 in the first few episodes introduced SO many new characters with 10 or more parallel stories running at the same time. WOW SOUNDS IMPRESSIVE DOESNT IT? Well most of the time, it left me saying "Not this story again? So damn boring." The characters are unimpressive, no character development and often leaves one thinking "What the heck?". To make matters worse, they had to cut it short. Intro-ing so many chars then suddenly ended the Season leaving you wondering "What was the purpose of all that?" Its these kinda things that make me angry. I had all these theories that maybe this will happen or that. BAH! Ok, the worst part: Peter Petrelli is G A Y & A N N O Y I N G. I was watching this with her and her sister. They ask "Why is he (Peter) so stupid?" Reply: He was stupid from the previous season. They have to keep it consistent. He cant SUDDENLY become smart. That would be wrong.
And then a scene from the last episode showing Suresh. "Yes, he's also stupid from the other season. Must keep consistency."
Peter Petrelli, the most powerful "Hero" with the "purest of heart". They should replace that with "Lurus seperti Bendul" (translation: Straight as an Okra... lol) Where do i begin with this fella, 1st of all his stupid "im serious.im cool.Nothing phases me." look. ITS ANNOYING. Erghh.. feel like slapping him n stabbing his eyes. Maybe there was a reason they introduced him as a male Nurse. (Murse) 2nd. He cant even use the correct power at the correct time. No this is not his fault, its the director and writer Tim Kraig. I can walk through walls but i had to use my Telekinetic powers to pry open a humongous safe until my nose bleed. Why? Because i r stupid.
Upon reaching the safe. Peter: So what do we do now? Adam: I guess you'll have to pry it open with that brain of yours.
Not to mention he can actually read minds. But instead of readin them, he ask questions. I mean COMMON. The whole season is just flawed everywhere.
After the 3rd episode, watching it became a chore. but i just had to finish it.
The Season Finale, like the 1st Season's finale, was stupid,abrupt and deliberately leads to the 3rd episode. There is a limit to cliffhanger endings.
Conclusion, i will not watch heroes season 3 until all 22 episodes are out. Maybe ill just dwload all and fastforward watch it all.
20 yo christian male.
Ive had many battles with procrastination and ive always outdone it. it has since called me master.
humour IS my defence. and these are my shallow writings where I can never be myself.
