(Belated) MERRY CHRISTMAS!

HAVE A BLESSED MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!!

Stupid blogspot.. i couldnt post anything for the past 1+ day.. everytime i click post it says error and i thought ill save it and post later... After clicking save 1000000 times.. i close the browser... and when i open back.. woopee... gone!

Ahh.. holidays.. the Joy.
Dad waking me up every freakin morning asking me to do things... then scolded me n told my mom im always grumpy... WTF! I HATE WAKING UP DAMN EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN I SLEEP LATE! ....Merry Christmas~

But its ok. The result: Flu.
Sigh.. im so lazy to re-blog.
Oh on Christmas Day, (sort of.. it was 1+am) i ran a red light... STOP POINTING FINGERS AND LET ME EXPLAIN! I stopped.. then i saw the light was red.. all the 3 sides were red so that means only the light for the road directly opposite me was green. There was no cars. This light was righhhhttt infront of my house so ive probably ran it like 1092830912873012 times.. And not to mention IT IS ALWAYS SPOILED! Its suppose to be intelligent. so if there were no cars, my side should turn green (When the light is fully functioning... like 40% of the time) Then i was already so sleepy and wanted to go home.. n since the "intelligent" light system isnt working, i decided - WHO NEEDS INTELLIGENCE WHEN U HAVE WILL?
*starts driving*
Just as i turn and and drove for 4 secs down the road, someone highbeam me.. ITS A COP!
I was torn between speeding up and going into my housing area, pushing my "release spike strip" button, or stop-take and axe and butcher the 2 cops..

Then i thought, what if they had guns? an axe wouldnt do. So i took out my light saber instead.
In the spirit of christmas, it had 2 colours, green and red. "but doesnt the green one belong to yoda and the red belong to the sithsssSssS?" *Slaps* ... in anycase, i got down, with my barehands, (which was gripping the light saber) slashed the cop car into a pile of metal. Then i proceeded to "whack" the cops. They started shooting at me. Rounds after rounds but my lightning quick reflexes paired with my totally awesome light saber melted each bullet on contact. I was unstoppable. They called for backup. IT WAS ROBOCOP. OMGOSHHH!!!!



Slow ass Humanoid that one (Human-Android). Luckily, i watched robocop when i was young and always wondered, "Why do they only shoot his chest?" and "Hasnt anybody try to stab/shoot his mouth or eye?"
I learned. I applied. I conquered. After slicing through robocop like hot knife through butter, i proceeded to deal with those meddling cops. Dare they stop me when im tired!?
From the darkness, appeared a knight. Yes. Batman. (The new batman movie is called "the dark knight" btw)
The rich brat with his gay partner arrived. Robin. Such gayness. What a naughty bat.


Opps.. gtg.. TRUTH REVEALED in the Next Episode of "Cops Vs Jedi Mike"

Cant believe u read thru that load o crap. Grats. 1 e-icecream for u.