WTF?!

ok.. i went to SACC (yes like KLCC but Shah Alam), heading to Coldstorage to find Instant mash potato sauce,sausages and paper plates. I had my lunch then proceeded to cold storage. I passed an ice skating rink in the middle of mall a few times but never paid much attention to it. Then i thought, "hmmm..impressive.. how'd they get the whole ice thing in? lets see what this was all about.." I went closer.. (i couldnt see below waist coz of the barricades around the rink) Wow! They're wearing roller blades! with wheels! and the floor is totally white.. Its NOT an ice skating rink!..they're roller-blading.... or are they?? Upon further inspection, i saw a few advertorial boards.. brace yourselves people..

"Ice Skating Without Ice!!"
"Smart Ice Skating Rink!"

WTF?!! Do you know what is Ice skating without ice?? YES THATS RIGHT!! Just SKATING!
And its "smart"!?? i think you spelled it wrong.. rearrange the letters, bend the "m".. ah better.."Retard"
ok, at that moment I regretted not carrying a camera around. The advertisements were, to me, dumb and freaking hillarious! I saw them renting out roller blades!
Just imagine sunway pyramid's Ice skating rink, reduce the size by .... 5x (its like 6-8 large strides in length and width), change the music to some shit music and reduce to volume to 0.2, minus the ice of course, and minus the cool temperature.

"Ice skating without ice" is just not a good tagline. and to hide it under the guise of Smart Ice Skating Rink is just wrong. I mean, maybe it IS smart. Them. And u is stupid for giving them business. It looks really ridiculous skating in roller blades around a really small rink. Luckily they were all kids below 12.

So to blog about it, i decided, hey- lets google this thing.
What i found was..... lets say.. Shocking! Apparently the floor isnt just white tiles! They're some new technology surface, which when paired with what seems to be normal roller-blades but are actually S3,smart skating system, skates, creates an ice-skating like feel. ZOMGosh!
But wait! There's more to this! You can actually use conventional ice skates on this surface and skate like normal with supposedly similar feel! Hmmmmmmm.... its somewhat cool but also retarded.
Intelligent and unique as well as weird.
Say youre not using iceskates but s3 skates, you'll look like you're rollerblading, everybody thinks you're roller-blading, but ure actually (i cant believe im saying this) ice skating without ice!
Metaphorically, it's like wearing transparent clothings. You feel like you're covered up but everybody thinks you're a psycho weird flasher and probably within 15mins, you'd be taken down and arrested.

Raw tuna sashimi without tuna = delicious (in japan)
Ice skating without ice = smart

I wonder what else they'll come up with... maybe i should invent something. Knife without a blade? that'd save allot on costing.. it'd just be a wooden stump. All you need to do is to stab the fish with the stump till it splits....... or i could write a story book, without a story! Ill invest in a type writer and a monkey! Ill be rich in no time! $$$ then all the icecream in the world will be yours!


Btw i shall try my best to not post long and dreadful posts any longer as i think it's becoming a chore to read.