Sometimes...

.... some people just arent grateful..they are never satisfied..a compliment say.. "awesome!"?.. NO! thats not enough!!

Just yesterday i was telling myself, "hmmm.. maybe i should add some music to my blog.. or change the background.." and guess what? just when i thought i left someone in the dust.. she pounced right back up with a super cool layout with nice music too. Unfortunately, only those invited will get to feast their eyes on such awesome superfabulousness, that is her blog: the slothoworm. Its pretty! Its cool! (THERE! HAPPY?!) haagen daaz? theres one in sunway pyramid 2.... *eats the ice cream* awwww..no more~

Since clicking on the blog, i have been depressed and no longer wish to do anything to my blog..... i just want to sit around the house moping and drown myself in self pity........

lalalala~ twerps! i have no car today la! Thats why! 1st day of my official freedom and i dont have a car! Dad took it coz my bro took my dad's car. Aiyohhh... suppose to go survey laptops.. =\

Aaaaa... didnt get to post this in the afternoon due to many disturbances.. one of which is Oscar (aka No.1 dog in the world) pooping in the kitchen (ok maybe no.2) and i was too hungry to continue.
("dont say shit, say poo")

I didnt have a car, didnt have house key, had to clean dog shit, kill 100 red ants with dish washer and slippers and had no lunch. hmmm.. sucky day? not so..
My dad actually told me he'd gimme back the car when i need it (i told him i'll be going out..) but he was busy. So i asked her to pick me up instead. I went lunch (myself) then off to do some of her errands (in return can get 2 use the car-moms orders) then went shopping with her.
Walked quite allot but didnt really buy that many things.. Why? coz she only purchased 2 things.. 1 of which was rather pricey... by her standards.. (if by mine, everything also pricey! DIE COMMERCIALISM DIE!) but it was really nice.. i did question her many many times "are you sure?" but she was so certain.. oh well, JPA does give their scholars quite abit of money. T-T
Also a random thought of which has nothing to do with anything that happened to me anything during today: I tell you the media really sucks shit..Planting thoughts into people making them think they're looks arent good enough.
Watched the movie "identity" and went home.

Upon reaching home, i felt hungry. Ill take the opportunity now to say this: Sometimes i am shocked at how innovative i am. The pure genius of my actions. (i think such ingenuity is inherent in guys exclusively =p) Let me lay them out.

The power of 10% of a guys brain.
I first thought "maybe should drive to mamak nearby" but was to lazy. So how? COOK! (well not really)
After thinking, i chose a packet of indomee:kapitan flavour over the common chicken flavoured maggi mee.
Tore the packet. Took the small pot. Smack it onto the stove. Should i boil water with electric kettle? But its full of quite hot water already boiled! Boil again means waste electricity=destroy earth. DAMNIT! *pours hotter-than-warm water into pot. Starts fire with the 1st match. (no screwups allowed thank you.)

All the commotion causes my dad to shout something not really audible from the kictchen. "I CANT HEAR WHAT YOU SAY? IM IN THE KITCHEN??"
"Got Pau!" "Got meh?? Where?" "In the fridge" " OK!" I pry open the refrigerator door and scan for the pau. Nothing! See a suspicious looking red plastic bag. JACKPOT! Takes 1 pau! *Hungry stomach takes over mind*
*Takes 2 pau* Screw the mee! Pau can eat faster *brain seizes back control of body- Puts back 1 pau* Can eat both! summore water boiling already. Looks at the very cold pau. How to heat this bloody thing without destroying its texture?? Oven.OUT!steamer..OUT! (never use for years.dont even know if its working.) microwave?will taste weird n abit hard. OUT! ARGHHH.. COOK MEE 1st! Water boils. Mike tosses (yes 3rd person now) the mee into the pot. Looks at clock. 12.16am.

Now here's the important part;
He sees the steam coming out of the pot. Water. Boiling.Steam. Pau. Suddenly it clicked in his mind. All the pieces of the puzzle fit. He takes a large metal sieve. Puts pau ontop the boiling pot. GENIUS move! Not wanting to waste precious time Mike carefully cuts sachets filled with chemicals which tickles the tastebuds. Vege oil! Black sweet sauce stuff! Flavouring powder! Chilli powder! He mixes them ferociously with a terribly short fork. Just his luck for picking that particular fork. 3 minutes up! He switches off the fire not wanting to waste gas. Pau,off the sieve! Mee,in the sieve! Hot water in bowl! Hot water back into pot! Pau back on sieve! Sieve back on pot! Still got steam! Wait! DOnt waste that heat! HECK IM NOT LETTING YOU DISPERSE TO THE SURROUNDINGS FOR NO REASON! PRODUCTIVITY!! EFFICIENCY!! RAAAGHHHHH!!! (War cry btw)

With lightning reflexes, he grabs an egg,forms a crack line (hmmm..lol) and breaks it into the now kinda warm water (but got steam!!!). The multitasking master now mixes the mee with the flavourings. The mee is ready. Egg? *checks* what the heck! still not done. Pau? Grabs it.. wahh top is quite hot, bottom even hotter! Tears it open. Pokes a finger in. -_-" cold! Noooooooo!! But my mee is ready! Must eat when hot. FREAK! *puts pau in microwave - 15secs* egg? STILL WATERY! WHY!!?? Pours out the water.. NO WONDER LA! NOT HOT AT ALL! Restart fire full blast, put abit of oil and bloody fried the egg in the pot. Look at the spontaneity! He grabs the pau and put it at the side of the mee and puts the scrambled egg s next to it! WOW! LIKE... WTF MEAL IS THAT? PAU? SEMI CRUSHED EGG AND MEE??!!
The judges taste it. Judge 1 nods. He likes it. Judge 2 shows no emotion. The crowd boos. and the 3rd.. it all comes down to this. The millions of hungry people are rooting for him. THUMBS UP! THUMBS UP! He's the IRON CHEF of 2007!! A record time! Done by 12.28-including eating it! What a feat!! WE HAVE A NEW IRON CHEF PEOPLE!! BEATING THE LOBSTERS, OYSTERS, SASHIMI and BUDDHA-JUMP-OVER-THE-WALL with some RM1 noodles and mere will power!!!


*mike wakes up*

.................................................................................. (wha.....)

Who hack my blog and post nonsense? B*st*rd....