taken *warning*

If you have the impression that a single-word titled blog, "taken" would be an outpouring of my emotions... u are sadly mistaken. Now lets begin shall we? *rant mode: on*

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This week will be the last week i will be working at this association called PIKOM. The pay sucks, the work sucks, its boring mundane depressing and allot of work. Its not goal orientated and there are no final results. It never ends, like a vicious cycle, it eats through my mind and soul, sucking from it, joy,happiness, purpose, till what is left is an empty body powered by one thing- the desire to go home and crash. Everything else is nonexistent. When i work, i am like a freaking automated robot. Nearing a state of nothingness. The only thing keeping me sane,(aka what i do for entertainment):

• chatting, (looks like im working coz im typing, as long as i dont show any facial expression of joy or amusement. FROWN MIKE FROWN!)
  
  
• blogging, (i now have the time to blog. coz i am lazy to work and blogging is like the above)
  
  
• emailing - replying my clients emails unprofessionally with no regards of the image of my company, occasional sending of casual emails (SPAM) to my nice boss,
  
  
• using the office line to make personal calls (maximum talking time was like 4-5mins ok! yes it was due to fear of getting caught :p.. even though i know its quite impossible)
  
  
• Miscellaneous- ive downloaded a few ebooks "Photoshop for dummies" & "Office for dummies" lol.. these are the titles i will never buy and can pass to my dad when i leave to australia.
  i also read yahoo news occasionally and other peoples blog.
  i semi-completed an online UNSW confirmation to application form. (but ended up doing it manually in IDP for safety)

Now, if you're wondering what "taken" has to do with all of the above, well those are merely the small steps i take to take back what has been taken from me. MY LIFE! (of endless hanging and joy~) example of people with the opportunity to "hang" endlessly would be nirms, starting a few days ago. *lifts up a finger and emulates a worm-like movement... then halts..*

Now what have this leech of an association taken from me besides the obvious?
- My salary. i have not been paid after working for 1 month and 1 week. I havent even been given the form to fill up even after bugging the accounts department for 1 week. Its like they dont intend to pay me. and so i will show my non-intention to work.

-My workplace. As of yesterday, a new assistant manager has been hired and my evil boss has booted me out of my place. Although i kinda hated that place, but i was comfortable there. (i wouldnt be able to blog if i was sitting there) Now where could i be sitting that i could do whatever i want such as blog endlessly? IN MY GOOD BOSSES ROOM! WAHAHAHHA.. how? why? its because he's overseas and there are no more places (they hired 4 new workers in the duration i was working here, and a replacement receptionist- total new faces 5) my point, my desk/work place was taken from me forcefully. "can you please clear your table now..*picks up papers...looks at..* HURRY UP!!" i said "**!@(&# U B!@&#" just kidding.. "okok"...*lunges arms across the table sweeping all documents and toss them into the room* sucks that i have to keep the door open..

- My mouse. now this was the last straw. As if it is not enough that my mouse was removed from me once. "anybody got an extra mouse? michael do you have an extra mouse?" what did i say? "Yes mi lady, i have infact.. i sometimes put 1 in my pants in case something like this happens" or was it "HECK NO U....... " (answer: "no i dont have".. ) What happened then? *shedevil walks into the room* "There.. your mouse.. give me your mouse.." "sure you can have my dog and 2 cats while youre at it..... B#$%^*..." -_- since when my mouse is extra mouse? Sure, given i can adapt to the touchpad better than the new lady assistant manager who, without a mouse, looks like she has cerebral palsy with her 2 fingers on the touch pad trying to draw a miniture mona lisa on that small space.. (no offence to CP people, just her)

aiyoh.. i came back from work already coz was swarmed with work couldnt finish this post..saved and resume at home. Today IS A BAD DAY.

ill just wrap up the rant with the final thing taken from me, my last day of work. About 1 hour b4 i left the office, bosslady came in and said "im not coming in this friday, taking leave.. you dont have anything to do right? dont need to come in on friday la.. ok?" "errr.. anything la" I am curious, is it legal to forcefully apply unpaid leave for a subordinate who is a temporary worker?

dad: "its common practice what.. eh? is it? "
mom cuts in: "yea la.. eh? can meh"
bro: "youre a temp.. you have no rights"
*convo deviates*

at that moment in the office, I was angry.. furious. I have the assumption that she thinks im not doing my job. and i do nothing. B4 this, she called me into her room, requesting (demanding) that i remake my review i sent earlier that day. She wants me to put all the weekly reports into a column side by side so she can compare my progress.
Implying? "i wanna see if you did your work" Her tone says it. "i want to see your progress i want it weekly so i can compare"
Well i was surprise she didnt know i was going to leave end of this week. (as she was telling me to put columns all the way till end of Nov)
Dont come in Friday? HOW BOUT NEVER?!

Officially tmrw will be my last day of work. Will i get paid? who cares... the whole time i was walking back to my car, i was imagining so many ways of how i could single handedly sabotage the entire event. at least on the PIKOM side of things. Everything, I MEAN EVERYTHING is in my hands ALONE. Nobody has the files that i have, nobody has the database, NOTHING. I was scheming in my head that if i could just:
-refuse to go to work ( i was asked to return to work in 2 weeks to train the new guy-my replacement which they will hire) and let the new guy die.
-delete the files
-expose the lies to the clients
-sell the membership list to the highest bidder.. :p


(cheaters gather here)
Top 5 things why today sucked:
5- Without mouse its hard to alt-tab & switch through crap loads of stuff+ feelings that i might not/wont get my pay.
4- Got a 30min lecture from a person explaining to me what his company does.
3- My finding out that i have to lead worship on saturday as someone volunteered me without telling me. FK! i hate this shit man. "Mike say he'll do it" Shit la derek..
2- Connection was down 1/2 the day couldnt send mail
1- crapbossladysucks

Top 5 things why today potentially makes me happy:
5- i came late but boss came later
4- i came home and watched abit of transformers... megan fox has such pretty eyes.. >.< 3- walked oscar and he shat. (means wont shit in the house)
2- Today is my 2nd last day of (official) work
1- Tmrw is my last day of work!

Ok pics of megan fox. for my amusement. and 1 shabby not-in-suit shia. lol

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