Shocking discovery. Thank you premonition.

Discovery. Today i discovered that all the dates i planned for my overseas expedition were wrong. YES. ALL WRONG. Basket! i clicked on "key dates" and clicked Jan and Feb. Then just recently i felt something amiss. Past experiences had taught me well. Immediately i clicked on the UNSW website. It was down for updating. For 2 days i suffered the agony of not knowing whether this hunch was just a hunch.... i could not rest...... ok fine.. overdramatize.. what the heck man.. i slept, totally forgot about everything,important or not, n just continued my normal life la. Twerp. You.

Today i check. YES website up! Click. Hahhhh... my dates correct... but wait... why so weird... why got "except medical course".. EHH.. check2.. eh ..but medicine is the same as the rest.. For a moment there i was bit shocked... better double check.. eh.. why... WHY GOT 2007 ON TOP LEFT CORNER??!!

WHY WOULD MY PERSONAL UNSW PORTAL which i have 2 type in student ID and password show me a date of the January/February 2007 Orientation?! WHat kinda misleading crap is that?
(Some would say "Arent u the moron for not checking properly!?". May those "some", during their next trip to the movies, be seated next to a person who reads out the lines in BM just seconds ahead of the actors/actresses. And he munches on his popcorn. MUNCH MUNCH SLURPPPPPPP.)
And worse, there isnt even a 2008 calander/dates/events on my portal. I had to google it and it came out at some other place on the website. What the heck man. So those of which i told my date of flying off to, well, add 1 week to it. Coz sure as heck aint going 3 weeks b4 my classes start! thats crazy -_-
Anyway, luckily still early so just have to go reschedule my flight. Erghh..

Today. VBS- a kids program in church. Like a camp. but for kids.

I realised that kids this generation:
1. Have crap construction skills.
2. Have very short attention span
3. Less respect to elders
4. Smarter- conventional smarts. Called "seng mok" in canton.
5. Do not listen to instructions very well.
6. Want to get punched in the face by a 19 year old guy who's lacking sleep.
7. Have handphones at std 3-4. Same model as mine summore. Or better.
8. Wants to be stabbed in the face with my clenched fingers.

By kids i mean Std 3 and above.

Now you might be wondering why i would have the strong desire to launch them from a building and see them land safely on the roof. By land i mean crash-land head first. And by roof i mean a pot of molten lava.
Because they scream and shout real loud, producing high pitch supersonic sounds.
I ignored. But into the 30th minute i was getting a slight headache. They were screamin like 2cm from my ears and pulling my hair. I didnt know if i could hit them or scold them coz that stupid girl kept calling her dad with her HP and reporting me. But tmrw ive decided i dont give a shit. And my mom told me i can scold them. So dont be surprised if tmrws post is "Mike-1, small boy-0."
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA~


I was about to post lyrics to a kiddie song composed by a guy who according to a 1 std6 boy, has 1 ball. (but i refrained myself)

Kids these days. I never said such things when i was young. "Football? Basketball?Fish ball?" I am good boi.

Ps- There is no such thing as premonition. I lied.
"But but.. Phoebe in Charmed has the pow.."
*Molten pot o lava -1, slightly gay Charmed watcher -0*
The world silently claps.
Just like when they banned Mariah Carey from acting,Rihanna from cutting off that forehead-hiding fringe and NBC from making another season of Lost.

Lost,a show that started out so well but is now meandering all over the damn place.
"Puzzles are meant to be solved, not prolonged. You can only tease viewers so long before they feel like they’re being mocked."