procrastination post

this is a mandatory part of exam preparation.
unnecessary blog post with no proper content.

I have a 500ml can of "Mother"
U might ask:
"What is "Mother"?"
"Why is this boy so rude to the person who carried him in her womb for 9 months? Is it the effect of studying Australia?"
"Has he forgotten his roots? Sei Fan Kuat Chai!"


Mother, is "the mother of all energy kicks"
On the can, it notes "WARNING, Heaps of energy"

and

"A Mother of A Taurine, Caffeine & Guarana Hit"

And also:
So now when a mate turns up with a wussy-sized can, you can raise your MOTHER up and proudly say "did yours come with a man bag".

plus:
"BEST DRUNK FREEZE YOUR NUTS OFF COLD"

lastly:
"WARNING! High caffeine content... OK, we know that's why you're drinking it but our lame legal guys made us warn you not to feed this to kids, up the duff women or the weak who just can't tolerate it"


Ok, on the can.. those notes are all IN CAPS.. but i DIDNT WANT TO HURT YOUR EYES.

With all that talk about Mothers, manhood, gay man bags and "A Mother of ...hits", there should be NO DOUBT whatsoever in your mind the reason i bought this gigantic can of energy:

Yes!

Because it was the cheapest.

in terms of caffeine & taurine content as well as volume, compared to redbull and V.

way way cheaper.
like 1/2 the price.

Mothers always knows best. *hugs*


but this is an old can. Mine says HEAPS OF ENERGY in place of "Taste nothing like the old one"