Post exam obligatory blogpost.

REALLY LONG POST. I doubt ud get through it. seriously.

Hey fellow readers- (i count roughly 8 readers but lately ive rediscovered a few others whom ive given the "privilege" of knowing the existence of this blog.

I havent been blogging lately because of exams.. and since ive finish exams 3 days ago, even less reason to blog. You see, blogging is an excuse to not study under the pretense of "updating friends". For me, blogging means much more than updating you guys. Because clearly, you arent gonna get much of my life from a crossbreed of a giraffe and a hippo, except maybe gather that i might be mentally ill.

People have told me awarded this blog the following comments:
"the most random blog ive ever read. HAHAHAHA"
"you are damn random. HAHAHA"
"did u draw that urself? hahahah"
"Are u actually schizophrenic? hahaha. jk. its therapeutic <--trying to salvage the hurt he has cost"

Based on all those comments, even tho i have blogged about this countless of times, i still struggle between writing something that is worth reading, that actually teaches you something, as oppose to something just entertaining. (But this is the 1st time im doing it with my eyes closed and on my bed)

Also, my laptop is on my lap. U know whats the irony of this? let me explain. A laptop is called a laptop because its suppose to be on TOP of your LAP, right? well, with the amount of heat this thing gives out, i can assure you that laptop is also synonymous with "Decrease sperm count". I have been warned that heat does evil things to family generations. Why then call it "laptop" when putting it on your lap either gives u cramps, kills potential babies (ethics alert!), or cause focal burns on your skin?


While we're at it, why call it pen knife? do you put it with your pen? (i was going to draw this but im kinda sleepy)

"Anybody has a pen?"
"here.. ive got one.." *stabs* "ah crap.. wrong side"

(downward spiral of nonsensical rambling begins!!)


REAL UPDATE. well, now exams. Exams was pretty alright. Ok, im not saying ill do great. I know i wont. But i am ok with it. PRAISE THE LORD! =) (altho results isnt out yet =p) a few ppl texted me and it was just comforting. Bcoz compared to the mega horrendous previous exam, (ie. the worse exam ive even done in my entire life) this was ok. Just that i was pretty short of time... and for abour 2 minutes i thought the elbow was the leg. (you have no idea....) i must say that despite not having enough time, wanting to pee but unable too, not being able to answer anatomy, and being scolded in the exam hall with the mic, I AM GLAD. because it is over. Thanks for whoever was praying/prayed for me? yea. thanks. i will slowly do better in exams to come, i hope. =| Oh btw, class starts tomorrow. Essentially only 1 day holiday, making it a long weekend. Sucks right? i sad. but i have a week off inbetween the next course to compensate.

I had so much to write actually but i can barely remember. There's so much stuff going on in my mind. You know, real life issues. Things i actually have to deliberate and handle?? Just that i cant tell you EVERYTHING. Right or not machine? can tell everything or not? will have repercussions right? =p

Few things to note,
1. Im coming back 5th Dec.
2. I want to go Vietnam or Bangkok. Anybody up for it?
3. I want to go diving. esp sabah. DAMN YOU BEN!! FFK ME!
4. I went to hillsongs church after going to FOCUS for such a long time and realised how much i appreciate proper sermons from the bible. learn so much more. and much more "solid" too.
5. I enjoy playing the guitar but not improving. Strive to be good enough to busk by end of 6th year. Busking for extra $$$. not.
6. I went to Royal Botanical Garden and FORGOT TO BRING MY CAMERA!! RAHLAHSKJFHKJAS!!!!
it was so so so so so so beautiful!!!! crap! its where the river meets the ocean (muara sungai) and there's even a waterfall. Man.. if i had a date... id bring her there. lol. oh n i kayak-ed till my arms abit pain. basket. ill show "her" (my date-to-be) my super skills by attacking a bush with my kayak.... (crashing into 1 made someone shouted. it was a "LOL" moment :D~ )

Speaking of dates, im at a phase where im totally indifferent to the whole idea. WHY?!!!! Like, you know how some guys aim in life is to get a girl or something? its suppose to be innate. well... not me...(not now at least =p) I find it weird.. may be due to trauma.. i wont elaborate on this further in fear or spies...haha.. i have my theories.. lol... MEH. SIEN LA! GIRLS. ALL THEY DO IS WHINE! *whinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhine*

please put down your cleavers and knives. im kidding...(they say blue is a calming colour) life as a guy would be terrible without girls, just as how girls' lives would be dull without guys. nobody to pamper you, to treat you "just because we're FRIENDS" (its called trying to WOO you from a different approach =p)

I think because im so tired that my 2nd half of the post is becoming pretty borring. also because mentally, i am concerned about my waist below baking to death.(by laptop). Ill end it on a nicer side.

Jordan sent:
haha. ur schizoside appeared and told u that?

If you see this person, initiate stabbing motion with whatever you have in your hands, be it sharp or blunt.
Bruises and cuts are welcome.

haha jk. He's my good friend here in Australia.. we are going to start a band and take the world by storm. Heard of Che Guevara? (SLOTH! remember that movie we watched that was suppose to kick HEAVY ass?! n.. u fell asleep?.. THAT movie.)

Unlike good blogs, all im going to leave you is this:


You want humour injected in everything i write?? HAH! Id rather inject your face!! with happiness~ :p
In relation to the beginning of this post, the reason i entrust u to reading this crap is because i know you know me well enough to know i am indeed not injecting myself with illeagal substance prior to blogging.
sorry for such a long post. meaningless as it seems, i contemplated deleting quite allot of it. But i thought for ONCE, id not do that, and leave u guys with fillers. lol.

cya.

ps-i just editted some stuff out. toolong.