Wednesday, 21 May 2008

i shall harpoon mobi, the flying octopus.


dont know whether its because my sleep was distrupted or because of other things, but i am MANG. (canton for frustrated)

u might or might not know, but ive been looking for a place to move out together with Rahul and adeline.. thats coz my current place is.... how do i say... *hand gestures of uncertainty...* ...ASS..

so.. we've been searching for houses and attacking the house inspections like bear to salmon. (search. attack. bear. get it? no?) and no luck for quite a long time.
Demoralized, discouraged and just feeling hopeless in general, suddenly 2 available places staring us in the face. Cheap and near. Nice, clean. Both were pretty much perfect, given the circumstances and compared to others which we have viewed.
But then, nothing is perfect when there's 2 perfects. (wth?!)
ok, let me illustrate my point.

Cassie! ure no.1!
Dimi! ure no.1!
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get it?
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no?
something closer to home?

guy says to girl A: i love you the most!
guy says to girl B: i love you the most!

(what the.. i can hear faint echos of girls screaming and shouting. "as*! b*st*rd! health minister!")

ming bai ma? (translation: i am australian)

oh right, the details behind the illustration:

*plays wheel of fortune music*
Behinndddddd doooorrr numberrr oneeee!!
Apartment, 5 mins from uni. $410 a week, 3 rooms, furnished and water bills included!

Behindddddd doooorrr numberrrr twwoooo!!
Gounded house, 7 mins from uni. $525 a week, 3 rooms (potentially 4!) yard, parking space! large living room and dining area! kick ASS kitchen! no bills included..

which do u choose?
(dilemma begins now)

if u choose door no.1, well, confirmation by word of mouth of the current tenant, NOT landlord. must wait 2-3 weeks b4 landlord comes back from Malaysia! (WTH)

if u choose door no.2, u get it now. move in immediately. peace of mind. but pay abit more. everything in pen and paper. carved in stones. seal with wax. guarded by 2 shaolin monks and 5 mythical gryphons, each with 3 wings, 1 propeller and 2 light sabers.

so? what is ur pick?




I DONT CARE WHAT UR PICK IS!!! BECAUSAE IM THE ONE MOVING!!! RAHGHH!!!

i wouldve taken door 2. Yes, practically no.1 is better. cheaper. but i can afford no.2 and we were prepared to pay more anyway. but thats selfish. decisions are never yours alone to make.
majority vote = wait for no.1, trust the word of a tenant.

so we declined the jedi-gryphon guarded house. (or were they guarding the agreement? whatever..)

i dont wanna be a whiny *beeep* but i promise u this, if we lose both places, and based on experience, it is not unlikely, (many a times we have thought "oh lets see this last house b4 agreeing" BAM! GONE!) i will move out by myself.



while i was writing this, i felt like such a selfish twat. (twat.. lol.. heads up friends.. for ur title will soon change from "friend" to "twats" on random occasions :D sher.am.twat. YES!)
mind u,i have NO idea what twat means but i reckon its a milder version of a twig.

with thorns? wannabe twig!..what a twat.

while contemplating on why i was really frustrated, and partially also defending myself with the sleep-distrupted alibi, i realised how little faith i have in God. Ok, the whole time i have been in australia have made me really confused about this faith thing. (Mind you, confusion is good because after confusion comes clarity. -incase u went "confused? haha retard!" oh btw i was THIS CLOSE *pinches thumb and pointer finger together* to making a Confucious joke.)
What do i mean? well i prayed for God to let me get that place, i ask people to pray for me so that i get that place, but then.. im doubting like no tomorrow. Maybe past experiences have scarred me. but i guess its not so easy sometimes. Well the part that gets me confused is because i realised praying for something and then expecting God to make it happen is like "blackmailing" or imposing MY own will on God. I mean God IS God, i should instead be asking for His will be done! isnt it?? praying, and then just leaving it to Him. And true surrender of something to God isnt easy, even something as measley as this. I guess it is human nature that we want to be our own ruler. and that is quite the origin of sin. By eating the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, Adam and Eve basically said "look God. i want to decide whats right and whats wrong for myself". thanks dudes.

"If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for me will find it. What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?" Matthew 16:24-26

Easier said than done. Ever try NOT eating J.co/baskin robbins/sushi(not dimi) when ure really craving for it? Now, try that AFTER uve won a $100mil lottery 2 days after uve been a hostage for 30 days. lets say that difficullty is X. ok multiply that by 3. to the power of 9^2!! now intergrate!
forgot all ur math didntcha!?
now press 'x' twice and press '='... (visualizes someone getting syntax ERROR) twats.... :p


As much fun as life is, it's only the introduction to eternity. There truly is NO worldly price for a soul.




ps- ive just googled 'twat'... man its quite bad... now cassies comment, as well as some of mine has become offensive... oh well, ignorance is bliss. DONT GOOGLE IT. (and the googling begins.)

8 comments:

Cassie said...

Ever try NOT eating J.co/baskin robbins/sushi(not dimi) when ure really craving for it?

who you talking about la??*acts innocent* and i am no.1..you sure or not..and i hope you get the place yea..don't feel so mang..*pats your ugly hair*

take care twat

mike said...

*pats cassies head*.. oh sorry.. thats ur knee...

dimi, if ure reading this, ure no.1.

no sorry, oscar's no.1, and always will be. dimi u cant be 1.5. cassie, u can be 15. sher, 2015, u know what im talking about *winks*
LOL

QED said...

omg I could've told you what 'twat' is you big...er.. tw*t (hey, it could be twit). And 'google''s no bette either. "Go google yourself" get it? haha!

yes..underneath it all shereen is not so innocent.

Dimi said...

Cheap and near. Nice, clean. Both were pretty much perfect,

U said i was CHEAP!!! LOL. But then u also made me out to be nice and clean AND perfect. So all is forgiven... LOL.

Anyways, if I were u, I'd go for the second one. Coz U have consumer surpluss (unless u want me to draw a graph here, I cannot fully explain this) and it sounds better anyway... Esp since u guys utilize the kitchen waaaay more than I ever will.

Ever try NOT eating J.co/baskin robbins/sushi(not dimi) when ure really craving for it?

I don't like either of those. But try making milo the forbidden fruit and I'm as guilty as a very naked eve...

Yay! I am number one!!! No reconsiderations. Oscar is number 0. Me is numero uno!!!

I hope I somewhat helped with the decision. Wtv it is, make up ur mind quick, coz as u said, no point losing both mr.outbackjack.

Cassie said...

woopsY...haha "let's get twatted"

p/s: we follow British English and not American k ppl...so chill..all is fine *fingers crossed*

nirms said...

How come I'm not no 1 too? :( :( :( And ahem, www.mikewoo.blogspot.com is only open to invited readers? Bah! Me very sad now *eats ice cream by the sidewalk alone*

mike said...

omigoshh! shereen! google yourself?! lol... but thats too technical.. some prefer the old fashion slower sorts... hmmmmm

ok thats it.. from now on anything of that nature shall be banned.

cept me..


Dimi,aka outback jack, for a moment i didnt know what u were talking about. then i realised, u happily claimed to be no.1 even tho oscar clearly superceeds u. mwahahhaha.. and u are DEFINATELY not clean.. i recall u not bathing for 5 days or something..

oh and i got one of the houses already. will be up next post.

mike said...

"woopsY...haha "let's get twatted"

p/s: we follow British English and not American k ppl...so chill..all is fine *fingers crossed*"


i am absolutely clueless to what the above is about.. can anybody shed some light? how bout miss-englistroyer?(its a combination of 2 words-go figure.)

and NIRMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!~ :D ur aliveeeeeee!!!
why ure not no.1 too?
coz:
a) oscar is no.1
b) u = spongepig

eating icecream by the sidewalk? dramaqueen... -_-... lol.. i want icecream to eat with my cadbury crunchie!!